Gene Parmesan
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I didn't touch a thermostat until I was in college. Your kids are the alphas now. You might as well start sitting down to take a piss whenever they give you permission.
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17 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
Jed Fisch isn't taking the aggy job. He's turning Arizona around. I'd rather live in Tucson over aggyland
This is the recruiting equivalent of caring about an education. Recruits don't give a shit about it, and coaches don't give a shit where they live when you triple their salary.
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5 minutes ago, South Austin said:
More like:
Bjork: Coach, it's Ross Bjork from College Station. How would you like to coach the Aggies this year?
Coach: Gee, I don't know...
Bjork: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to coach in the SEC.
Coach: Let me get back to you, will ya, Ross? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.
Is that you, Tolbert? This isn’t very funny you know. I’m hung over, my knees are killing me and if you’re gonna pull this shit at least you could have said you’re from the Longhorns.
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He owns LHO's bathtub, yeah he's pretty into it.
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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:
Every car would need it, and it would have to be controlled by an single AI that controlled all cars, or at least all cars in a certain area.
Even if the technology was fully developed tomorrow, and every new car manufactured from that point on had it. It would still be a decades getting all the non equipped cars off the road.
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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
This is why he sucks as an owner. He knows exactly what is needed to win as the formula you described, is what brought him his only success. But his ego got in the way and he no longer wanted to do that any longer. And still hasn't almost 30 years later.
Fuck Jerry.
The 90s Cowboys foundation was built before free agency and salary cap. Jerry needs to hire a GM for sure, but the only formula collecting trophies right now is the Chiefs.
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Do the cat thing. I would love to read the aftermath thread of having a soon to be feral cat living in your unoccupied cabin.
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I don't know why but I still have my CD binder up in my closet. I think the last CD I purchased was around 2002. I dusted it off not to long ago and god I listened to some shitty music in high school.
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I liked the Miami Hurricanes for a bit in the 90s because their starter pullover jacked looked cool.
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7 hours ago, BeardIP said:
At some point we stopped the charade and the holidays/birthdays just got so much easier and better. Gifts are for kids, whatever you want and need as an adult, buy it at the appropriate time of the year is my wife and our philosophy with each other.
The quicker you get to this point the better. And any adult gift exchange with in-laws just either needs to be alcohol or cash. White elephant can also be acceptable, but fuck waiting around for Christmas to get the shoes or wallet that you would have just bought yourself 3 weeks ago.
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1 hour ago, nnm said:
I've seen this on Amazon. Does it work well? Can a wife actually operate it?
It works great but it's not fool proof. You can fuck up a blade if you don't know what you are doing.
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9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:
SIAP but could Deion's sons transfer to another school this offseason if Deion took another job? I unaware if there are transfer rules about constantly switching schools every year or not.
Deion wants Shedeur to win the Heisman and/or be a 1st round pick more than everything else. Hence why they continue to prioritize the passing game even though they do not have the line to protect Shedeur. Deion accepts 7 sacks and a loss as long as Shedeur has 5 TDs. I know Deion wants to win but IMO that is secondary.
Why would Deion leave? Not that he isn’t doing a good job, but he certainly hasn’t shown he’s ready for anything bigger yet.
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6 hours ago, Grande Mart said:
I like the "it don't make a shit" theory
Once the possibility of Ewers being back was out there, TCU has to prepare as if he is. There isn't anything gained to making them prepare for both QBs because Murphy doesn't bring anything dynamic to the field.
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1 hour ago, Pdawg88 said:
Crabs and egg rolls for me, that one was pretty easy.
Yep. I’m also willing to throw in wings just to have burgers on there twice
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I don't know how often it happens. It's never happened to me, nor anyone I've ever worked with saying it happened to them. Seems like an office sitcom trope. I could see using someone's hot sauce or some other condiment if they left in the fridge, but to flat out just grab someone else's lunch should be a fireable offense.
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5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:
He's gotta have pics of Lincoln molesting dogs or something....it's the only explanation.
He has more pics of Lincoln’s bbq
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30 minutes ago, BeardIP said:
Loved Ryan Gosling in The Gray Man, so I'll watch this based on that equity.
That's probably his worst movie.
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Isn't he a better DB than WR? I don't watch enough Colorado to know, but the announcers are always saying he's a better DB than WR.
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6 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:
Yep and I'd bet a shiny quarter he got it cooked well done.
It's roadhouse they don't know how to cook to doneness. You can order it to be still mooing and you'd be lucky if they brought you a medium steak.
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They also have an end of life chirp for maximum annoyance. I can handle changing a backup battery, but the whole replace them after 10 years is big smoke detector pulling one over on us.
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3 minutes ago, Jebus said:
so I guess the difference between 49-0 and 30-34 was that Venables was able to get his sign stealing operation rolling at OU then
That and OU figured out it's a good idea to play a QB.
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It’s also tied for 20th in the nation. So it doesn’t really show he’s killing it out there
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If there isn't much traffic I usually get over early, but if it's bumper to bumper why in the hell would you not use the entire lane until the closing point? I guess people think hundreds of cars randomly trying to change lanes for quarter mile stretch is efficient driving?