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Landomatic

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  1. I normally laugh my ass off at stuff like that, but every time I click on one, I feel like I’m gonna jinx the shit outa myself. Feels almost dirty. Bad karma
  2. Why would you ever have that rule? Is that a thing?
  3. Awesome! Looks like a spectacular evening.
  4. Here's an update for anyone who gives a fuck. tl;dr... Contract signed, deposit made, final selections - May 14, 2020. Broke ground August 3, 2020 Between every element having to be redone at least once (most several times), one fired project manager, and tons of other delays, here we are 315 days later...
  5. I've got a lot of the hot sauces in this thread and, just generally speaking without going into specific flavors, I rank them... 1 - Marie Sharps 2 - Melindas 3 - everything else Here's my current collection...
  6. What's the difference between Marie Sharp's "Smoked Habenero Pepper Sauce" and the "Smokin Marie"? Just different packaging? Different heat levels? Different smoke levels? Which one is better? Or...
  7. Another Weber gimmick. Did Weber jump the shark? They've missed on everything they've done lately. Their Big Green Egg competitor, Weber Charcoal Grill Series, was overpriced and marketed wrong, so much so that they had to completely revamp it a year later to introduce the Weber Kamado Series for less money and with an appropriate name. Then their pellet smokers, the Weber Smokefire Series, rolled out with huge problems to horrendous reviews (I think there may have even been a recall on them). They're now offering a "2nd Generation" version less than a year in and it looks like they've somehow padded the shit out of their own reviews. Over 100 glowing reviews in the last 4 months - a lot of the standard grills on their site don't have 100 reviews over several years. Now this shit.... Introducing Weber Smart Grills...no room for error, only perfectly grilled food Cool, set it and forget it technology like a pellet smoker, only for a grill? No. It's just a regular grill, but it has a meat thermometer mounted on the front. For an extra $250. What. The. Fuck. It's not a smart grill. They don't even do a very good job of trying to hide what it really is. That must be one hell of a meat thermometer. I've always loved Weber, but that kind of shit drives me crazy. Talk about insulting your customers. Not sure what's going on over there, but they need some new decision makers.
  8. Just in time for Easter I guess? 🤷‍♂️
  9. I mean, anyone standing in line for the grand opening of a FUCKING GAS STATION...probably a fat ass.
  10. I’ve been to the one in Houston. Let’s just say it should fit in quite well in that part of uptown.
  11. Much more importantly...spent our first night on the new boat last night. We’re keeping it
  12. Damn that statement couldn’t be truer. I’m gonna blame mrs landomatic for that
  13. This ^ could not have said it better myself
  14. Why Titos and Grey Goose? If you have to ask...
  15. Yeah well, it’s better than The Bands of Your Life bit (which you seemed pretty into)...but that didn’t stop them from running that thing straight into the fucking ground. Both had a shelf life of about 1 or maaaaaybe 2 times.
  16. Is this a compliment or an insult? Wait, who the hell am I kidding? I forgot where I was for a second...of course it's an insult. I just don't know what it means.
  17. Yeah I guess so. Who the hell knows?!?
  18. One for the dock and one for the boat. In my defense, it’s mostly for the stripper. There will be strippers...right?
  19. Did I mention I got a new boat? Here's a picture...
  20. Yes, please! Looks like an amazing trip. I miss Miami.
  21. Or, if you’re like me and never think that far in advance, move from freezer to counter by around 3:00-4:00 PM. Will easily be thawed in time for dinner at a reasonable hour.
  22. Surly Horns...changing the world tens of fucks given at a time.
  23. This thread delivers. Probably should have a big red banner at the top of every page. It's that awesome.
  24. I’m sure I’ll be fine.
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