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Murfdogg21

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  1. You’re not a real fan unless you bought $4 centerfield seats in the Astrodome and talked “General Admission” into firing off the cannon before eating a half dozen dollar dome dogs.
  2. Here’s to another Cleveland loss and their draft pick currently sits at #5 overall
  3. What if the team with the worst record gets locked into the #5 or #6 pick and doesn’t participate in the lottery? Wouldn’t all the worst teams be forced to win some and avoid coming in last place?
  4. He got in too deep with the Sarks?
  5. The other poster’s suggestion of a hard salary cap might help, but in this era of needing super teams to win, the only way to gather multiple all stars is to suck bad for a few years, get lucky and hit on a late lottery/first round pick, and/or overspend on a free agent. Some markets will never be able to recruit superstar free agents. The best bet to build a championship team is to tank for two, three, or four consecutive top 4 picks and hope you have some lottery ball luck and the picks aren’t busts.
  6. He’s the hero we need but not the one we deserve. Carlos is looking rough. Did Costas fart on his pillow?
  7. Have they proposed letting Torres and Donaldson wear Ruth and Gehrig’s jerseys in Game 3?
  8. At a Citgo station.
  9. Any spelling of such a child’s name is incorrect.
  10. Mathews and Fernando are your new tank commanders
  11. Yordan will use spider tack instead of lube.
  12. BDE still flowin, @Mez2
  13. PJ’s awareness score is about to go to zero after getting pushed into the punt returner in overtime.
  14. So they’re all a crap shoot with about a 50% hit rate?
  15. Wasn’t Lovie just a CYA because they were going to be sued by Brian Flores, who alleged that racism (rather than stupidity and incompetence) is why they’d hire Josh McCown over Flores? The Texans probably planned to tank for another year or two anyway so it didn’t matter.
  16. Keep the current coaching staff and let the players just go out and free style for 82 games?
  17. Zack Greinke celebrates Detlef Schrempf’s entire catalog.
  18. Surly is an emotional and overreacting bunch. Narrowly lose to Bama…the rebuild is ahead of schedule! Lose at Tech…fire Sark! Whip OU…we’re back! Fuck Vegas and their 15 point line, we’ll beat ISU by 30! Beat Iowa State by 3…we suck again! After the last few years, going 8-4 (likely) and hopefully a good bowl showing should be satisfying. Some of y’all that go too high and low should probably see a cardiologist.
  19. But we need that lanky French bastard?
  20. She made you wear a Peña jersey and mask, didn’t she?
  21. Did you put Big Bertha in your ass at band camp?
  22. Garuba seems like he sucks. That Spanish league where he was an MVP must have been pretty crappy.
  23. Dress for the job you want.
  24. Did Ricky Bobby’s dad design these helmets?
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