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Uncle Boobs

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  1. Latvian Soccer League fans? Sent from my SM-A205U using Tapatalk
  2. I've heard that it's hard to dust for vomit.
  3. My frenz. Pleez. Pleez. Pick it up now. Cero tres. Pleez. My frenz.
  4. Andrew Luck. You ain't no Barry Sanders bro.
  5. Shiiiiit. I still have over 30 meals left on my towers meal card from 1997. Sent from my SM-A205U using Tapatalk
  6. I am a real American. Fight for the rights of every man.
  7. Well this conversation is certainly pleasant.
  8. It's an entirely different kind of homeless.
  9. That's tighter than a frog's ass.
  10. Oh and you won't need a place to stay. Just store your shit in the train station and catch an occasional siesta on one of the grassy plazas.
  11. I ran in 1999. Your premise of not drinking sangria on race day is flawed. The run is first thing in the morning so your best option is to stay up all night getting hammered drunk. Get there early and grab a spot about 200 meters up from the release point a little before the bend. As for drinking, wander down any alley and there will be bar after bar after bar. Also you can go in any store and buy bottles of sangria and walk around bottles in hand with no issue. When I was there I saw very few tourists. Mostly just drunk Spaniards who like to party. Good luck.
  12. Native Americans are known for their velvet skin.
  13. Did they just go to break because Frank Drebin was peeing into the open microphone? Clown show.
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