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Pokoloco

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  1. She was anchoring the other morning, I think she got even bigger implants. It was like she had to look over them to see the teleprompter.
  2. The 99 tornado hit where my house is now (wasn't built yet) the 13 one hit right behind the neighborhood. So my odds are pretty good nothing will hit my area again right? Also, yes, fuck Casey Thompson.
  3. Are there a lot of women running around in basically their underwear in the mountains?
  4. Close
  5. I was at Target in Moore, OK on a Saturday and my wife goes-hey is that Casey? (we know him from the days of him stalking our daughter). I said it can't be, Nebraska is playing Michigan right now. I pulled up my phone- sure enough it said he was out with injury. He looked fine to me, was playing grabass with some local skank. His team was playing right at that moment..I was surprised he didn't travel with the team, but he didn't even care enough to even watch it.
  6. Wife is looking to make an expensive purchase on some new bedding. Me: We have the money now, we might as well. Her: Yeah, I guess we need to just bite the dust and do it. Me: you want us to die? Her: (confused) Why would you say something like that? That's weird.
  7. Murder is illegal in Miami. Don't know about the edible weed situation.
  8. People from other states go to Florida for spring break (I assume)..have shootings like this been common place and expected?
  9. umm, that's why they imposed a curfew.
  10. absolutely.
  11. Any time my wife says the word blue- in any context, I hit her with this.
  12. Yes! Little Poko lived in NY till I was 12. Cookie O'Puss for St Patty's day!! Got a Fudgy the Whale every year on my b'day. Crazy Eddie got himself in some trouble and ran off to Israel I think.
  13. The older I get the more I look like this guy. 7 year old me wanted to be the Fonz. Be careful what you wish for kids!
  14. I like both Cholula and Louisiana. I'm a very simple man.
  15. Modest Mouse/Weezer June 10th, Milky Chance/Young the Giant June 30th.
  16. Bingo, yep. The ol' fish man green book movie. Yep.. the ol' fish man green book crash movie.
  17. The fish man movie a few years ago was the worst to ever win the Oscar.
  18. There has to be a wake of destruction behind her back home. holy moly she's nuts.
  19. Nothing to see here folks! Shelonda said it wasn't him.
  20. The fuck is this word spaghetti sandwich I tried to read??
  21. That's Lenny Dykstra
  22. That was crazy.
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