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Pokoloco

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  1. The Chicago Police Department said in a statement Thursday: “Both the victim and the manager made independent statements to detectives that they were on the phone with one another during the alleged attack. CPD has no reason to doubt these claims. Detectives however were not able to independently verify the statements as cell phone records were not provided to investigators when asked. Therefore we are not able to confirm this.”
  2. It's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
  3. Someone who has no idea how the world really is would come up with this story and find it plausible. Grindr hookup gone wrong is my guess.
  4. Update: There was a kid wearing a hoodie that had HUSTLER across the front. My son looked like the goddam DA compared to most of the people there.
  5. We handled the clothes for him, the other 2 things could be a problem. I have no idea how his sperm won the race. Sweet Jesus.
  6. I went to a consignment shop yesterday to buy clothes for my son's court date.. That may be the most okie, white trash thing I've ever done.
  7. The only difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding is one less drunk.
  8. Sounds like an Irish funeral.
  9. poachersonly.com is the best sting operation I've seen in a while. Tip o the cap to the game wardens.
  10. "I never lied, I just didn't tell the truth"
  11. We have a new streetcar system in OKC, we were meeting my brother and sister in law to eat and go to the Thunder game. She texts my SIL: Her: We're going to eat at the hideaway and ride the boxcar to the game. SIL: Boxcar? do we have to run along side and jump in an open one? Will we have to fight hobos? She's confused, shows me the exchange."why is she saying this?" Me: Clearly my brother is texting as his wife, also..BOXCAR??!! the fuck?
  12. Pokoloco replied to 52-80's topic in Lulz
    doesn't "trap" them so much.
  13. Creepy as fuck.
  14. I don't have a dog. I need a dog. I think that's really the issue here.
  15. Fucking motherfucker OU will win the fucking national championship and that fucking fuckhead midget will win the motherfucking Heisman. God fucking damnit I hate everything.
  16. guess my only hope is Georgia winning tonight. Fuck sports
  17. Game over. OU by 28. No more punting
  18. Pokoloco replied to Go Pokes's topic in Football
    This season gave me E.D.
  19. Also, in lieu of rolls, the MIL is bringing my wife's heroin addict nephew with her. He and my alcoholic son could have a "fuck up off".
  20. The good news is Trix won't do shit for her, she has no sympathy. The reason she's always broke? when she's not losing at the slots, she spends the rest of it on buying stupid shit off of QVC and HSN.
  21. Wife asked her mom to bring rolls. My MIL said she can't because she doesn't get paid until the 26th. She can't fucking afford rolls.
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