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Ten Bears

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  1. 13 years old I had a horse kick me square in the chest. I woke up with a 1" tall horseshoe shaped knot on my chest and my dad (whom I have seen cry twice) freaking out with tears streaming down his face. He said I was out for over a minute with no pulse, no breathing and my eyes rolled back in my head. Same age I took my grandmother's old Chevy Belaire out on a caliche road and jumped this hill, Dukes of Hazzard style, going about 60 mph. I flew 3 or 4 feet in the air and as I landed squarely in the center of this one lane road with 2 foot bar ditches I thought, "Well this wasn't so bad." . Then I bounced back up into the air while the car turned 90 degrees to the road and landed again and power-slid for what seemed forever. You may not be able to tell from these stories but I grew up on a ranch in the middle of no where.
  2. That could go in the holy shit thread. Holy shit. Dude didn't even flinch.
  3. @Constant Not trolling you or accusing you of anything, I am genuinely curious... how has the support of Trump changed among your fellow officers? Less? More? Same?
  4. I would rather 86 angry people protest outside my house than have 3 cops bust down my door and shoot me dead.
  5. Lmao I was imagining a hooker walking out of the corn.
  6. If they switch to spring football, and covid goes away somehow, then what do they do next fall? You can't expect them to play 2 seasons in one year, right? I guess maybe they could if both seasons were shortened. idk
  7. As expected, comments are hilarious.
  8. Daaamnnnn, Rick Wilson uses his mouth prettier than a $20 Chooky.
  9. Allergies just kicked in. Or Covid.
  10. Haha, last I saw James White he was yelling at my friend for spreading his mother's ashes on the dance floor at the Spoke not too long after the anthrax letter scares. It was fucking hilarious.
  11. Yeah, you're right. I misread a friend's FB post. My bad. James White lives!
  12. Yup, that Mr. White. I meant to put that in the Sturgill thread.
  13. RIP James White. Another icon down.
  14. Choady won $51 million in the lottery as an APD officer and then basically bought the Sheriff's election by way outspending all the other candidates. His list of scandals is getting quite long.
  15. GOP grow a conscience? Only way that happens is if dumb dumb loses the election.
  16. Wasn't TJ the one who said all kinds of awful shit about his wife and then posted her ring doorbell tits picture?
  17. This. I seldom use my old cast irons anymore.
  18. I have come to the terrifying conclusion that Brisket is an optimist.
  19. Ten Bears

    High

    50 mg would put me in a coma. Overindulging in edibles is the worst. Getting super high on edibles is the best. Fine line.
  20. Yeah that totally hit me in the feels. Didn't expect tears though. Goddamn what a rush.
  21. So Prime removed the HBO shows that they were carrying? No one asked me.
  22. Yeah, I wonder why dad had it out for little Billy? I do love a good killin song.
  23. edit: beat by biff just sounds nasty
  24. Whomp Whomp
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