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totallynotabuttpirate

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  1. I think the military ballots will be offset by the international ballots, which should be strongly tilted dem.
  2. But do you guarantee it with your fist and anus on the line?
  3. When are the Brock twins enrolling at UT like u promised fisterman???
  4. Fuck the Brocks. I mean, I get what you're saying. But the dad thinking Mensa is an idiot was the correct take.
  5. Don't use the most important position on the field as a battering ram.
  6. This would be 100% done if you just introduce us to your mom.
  7. Yea, losing assistants don't make a shit as long as Saban is there.
  8. If this turns out to be the case, I will send you one high resolution picture of my boobs.
  9. Don't worry, Texas will give him the big dick energy he needs?!?
  10. I think 10+ years of misery has us wanting someone to light up the players when they fuck up.
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