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El Squared

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  1. Ash/ Shooter McGavin eats shit for breakfast per Happy Gilmore.
  2. There is a Rice University saying about the to types of women there: A.R.F.s: Average Rice Female B.A.R.F.s: Below Average Rice Female
  3. I just cannot endorse a football playoff without committees and judges and agendas balancing out the wins and losses which is too simplistic and lacks sufficient controversy.
  4. 1.2006 Rose Bowl 2. 1969 UT vs Piggy w/ Richard Milhouse Nixon cameo 3. DKR on tackling
  5. Well at least they didn't give put a bunch of free Subaru rides, because NCAA then would really cook their shit.
  6. Wow, going out to the edge of our intellect there as an ace reporter. 27 years "covering" coaching searches at Texas and 37 years covering gloryholes at bus stations. Experience obviously matters.
  7. This hire is like a legal and vetted suicide bomber.
  8. Its almost as if no one knows anything and is merely speculating.
  9. gaggy’s record in the sec only slightly better because they play 4 cupcakes in the brutal sec rather than 3 OOC in B12.
  10. A lot of Monty Python still funny after 40 years, almost the same amount of time SNL hasn’t been consistently funny.
  11. Consulting: ( per Demotivators at Despair.com) “When you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem”
  12. Herman waiting on final report from Korn-Faget.
  13. By design, Densa is honing his skills at becoming more obtuse...
  14. I wouldn’t mind also adding evisceration and a pack of hyenas eating his intestines while staked out on top of several large ant mounds.
  15. Densa waiting for HS playoffs to finish before announcing his OC/DC hires. He doesn’t want to alienate the Texas 6 man coaching community.
  16. Correction sir: HEB coming to Lubbock for 2020.
  17. Didn’t you hear? We shot for the moon and Murray State swooped in.
  18. If this dramatically cranks up the BTUs on Densa's and Shakalaka's hot seat, fine. If it's used to buy golden "public" hair dryers for Plonsky and Bellmont employees break room, then zero fox given.
  19. I had a delayed epiphany about how Chip Brown got his name. It's not a song, but.. It came to me as I was taking a large post weekend dump: He is the piece of shit that sticks stubbornly to the porcelain commode and won't go away despite multiple flushes and additional targeted deposits of piss and crap. Slow day for news....
  20. Some? Did you mean, “you people”?
  21. Ouch!
  22. So you’re saying there will be more aggy student human sacrifices ?
  23. In hard times monkeys will eat hot peppers.
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