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Ghost of Shag

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  1. We are approaching peak surly. I can feel it.
  2. Get out of here you pussies. We will beat them 100-0. We’re on the brink of greatness. We have a national championship caliber team. Arch is turning the corner. Sark has figured it out. It’s hard to win in the SEC. Get out of here you pussies.
  3. Those receipts you’re holding look more and more worthless as time goes by, just like your takes.
  4. This motherfucker is gonna be defensive as shit in the press conference today.
  5. Imagine being faced with this conundrum: You have the worst offensive line in the conference. So you have to scheme quick, short passes. But your quarterback can’t throw short. So you have to run the ball. But you have the worst offensive line in the conference.
  6. Don’t worry. By mid-week we will all be pussies, Texas will have turned the corner, and we will be seeing predictions of winning by two to three touchdowns. Cheer up guys! We control our fate! After all, this is a national championship caliber team. Holy shit it has to be a bit at this point.
  7. Holy shit that is embarrassing.
  8. This one will get deleted like the other one. But you’re not wrong.
  9. Then bring in fucking Lacey. ANYONE WHO CAN HIT A FUCKING WIDE OPEN RECEIVER.
  10. Get the fuck out of here talking about Ewers. Holy shit.
  11. You’ve got to be shitting me.
  12. What mods, you’re not gonna delete this thread? Pussies.
  13. Tell us how good Arch is gonna be.
  14. You forgot the hold on first down.
  15. You can’t be fucking serious. We can’t blame Arch Manning for not being able to hit a crossing route or a man with nobody within fifteen yards of him? Nah. Shut the fuck up. Just because Sark sucks doesn’t mean Arch doesn’t as well.
  16. Strange. We won and I still feel like I felt after the Florida game.
  17. So fucking embarrassing.
  18. So we might want to spy their Heisman-caliber quarterback.
  19. If I was a betting man… I would bet Kentucky.
  20. Looks like me in Gainesville.
  21. We are fucking in trouble.
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