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CoTex

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  1. They’re going to smash your hand with a hammer.
  2. Watched it. Hot take - here goes. McCarthy comes off as insecure. He wants to say “We were all gonna be the next Tom Hanks and Orson Welles until this news article hung a label on us and ruined our careers.” Demi rattles off a bunch of shit she heard at therapy to calm him “there was an againstness against us.” Rob Lowe tells him he missed the point. That label guaranteed your staying power - now your part of something bigger than yourself. What I think really happened is MCArthy couldn’t turn early success into lasting success and he wants to blame someone. Emilio is kinda like “I’m good bro - had to springboard off all yall to get my success - feel a little bad about that but not really.” I don’t think this movie is good for his legacy. Would have been better served saying “look at us now - we didn’t die of suicide and cocaine induced heart attacks like you all thought we would.”
  3. I was romantically involved with aggy med student in 2001 in Temple, Texas. Leave Austin Go to Temple Romance aggy. mistakes were made.
  4. Right now there are thousands of people trying to think up a way to one up this for Youtube views.
  5. If I buy a gun to shoot up a school, my sentencing hearing will go differently than if I bought a gun to kill a nuisance armadillo. Maybe same crime - false atf form - not same outcome.
  6. I’m curious to see how the other case shakes out and what constitutes “relevant conduct.” Was there evidence about why he bought gun? Ice a crack dealer? Protect the stash?
  7. Koala’s not a bear. That’s a raccoon.
  8. I was with you until the last sentence. I think it goes Polar Grizzly The rest of yall bears. Fight me.
  9. Headed to Crider's in a couple of weeks, so this hits close to home.
  10. No, people are free from harassment and crime on every corner in America, no matter their skin color. It’s a colorblind Utopia.
  11. Next up, the “my uncle is a prince and he left me $10million but I don’t have a bank account in my country so give me your account number,” and “your car warranty is about to expire” people are about to clean them out. That is, if they don’t figure out only fans first.
  12. @troph What’s the rule on Cuba? I would pay a premium for a run over to Havana, couple of nights on my boat, then out with nothing but a passport stamp. Thats got to be similar distance from Islamorada to Bahamas right?
  13. I’m in a “moorings 4200” for a week in July. First year boat and it’s $5300 for the week. Sail some but I’ll still spend a chunk on fuel, I’m sure. What’s a fly guide in bvi cost for a day? $1,000 all in including tip and gambling money (if you’re not gambling with your fishing guide you’re missing out on one of my life’s greatest pleasures)? Probably double that if you wanted to be there for a busy week like new years. If you want a 50, get a 50, but that’s a big boat.
  14. I I’d like to see that expense breakdown. Add fuel captain and a deckhand?
  15. My favorite time on the go-kart was when you would hit a fire ant mound and scoop that sumbitch and all its residents up into your gokart floor board. Then, about 3 minutes later they would all attack and sting simultaneously. Emergency stop, jump out of the go-kart and run around in circles flailing on a hot ass south texas day. I'm sure the wine-soaked housewives in the neighborhood thought I looked like Big Daddy Garlits or Cha-cha Muldowney on fire in Heart Like a Wheel.
  16. We got the apostrophe police here now. what kind of bike did you rock, ya sissy?
  17. This thing is cool in a "my grandmother once had a green monte carlo that was cool," kinda way. It had 8ft long doors, adjustable mirrors (wiggle the little sticklever on the inside), brown carpet, windows you couldn't really see out of, a hood ornament, big fucking engine that could turn fuel into heat but not power, and little tires. It didn't do anything really well unless you count burning gas and causing door dings. I wish I had it now, but I'm not sure what the hell I would do with it other than look at it and say "what the fuck were we thinking."
  18. I had a pad on the handlebar bracket that covered this thing We were certain at that age that, if our testicles ever made contact with the handlebar bracket, we would die instantly. The rest was fair game.
  19. It goes like this JMC Hutch/PK Ripper Redline The rest of you poors. Huffy. About the only thing I can say about those Huffy bikes is that whoever was in charge of the styling... an attempt was made. Heavy, shit components, a bunch of unnecessary things like chain guards and reflectors, fake silver paint instead of chrom-oly (whatever the hell that is). The modern day equivalent would be Hisense or maybe the giza sheet commercial guy.
  20. If it was in the yard or the garage it was considered bike ramp construction materials. Boards, bricks, boxes, dad's old TR6. Redline 600a ftw! Those poors with their huffy's, diamondbacks and raleighs couldn't fly like I could.
  21. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/06/03/zombie-deer-fears-cull-rw-trophy-ranch-herd/73954317007/
  22. Find the cheapest vrbo you can either in poipu or near hanalei on Kauai and go fuck off for a while. Learn to eat a plate lunch https://www.parrishkauai.com/103260/plate-lunch-kauai/ Skip the expensive ass Hinano or cocktails and just drink cheap rum or whiskey. Skip the Arizona. Skip the helicopter ride. If you want to impress your friends buy a Cartier watch. If you want a cool experience, do Kauai on the super cheap. Beaches, hiking and drinking is the way to go.
  23. If you've seen both in person, then you know this is correct and it's not a close call.
  24. Casually dated a few girls from that neck of the woods in my younger days, including the daughter of a shrimp boat employee from Port Aransas ("let's go by my house to meet Jed/Daddy"), and a ginger who worked the drive-thru at the Rockport Burger King. Also watched my dad evict a fishing guide from a rent house for non-payment of rent and then, watched said fishing guide return a few months later to get his lady's Christmas decorations out of the attic. I felt sorry for the guy - his message was basically, "I'm not paying the rent, and whatever you are going to do to me, do it, because I'm not leaving here without the Christmas decorations." No violence was threatened but I felt like that dude was cornered. Weird group of people sums it up nicely and I can sincerely say, I've seen some shit.
  25. And am I plugging this into the pedal port on the back of the amp, or in line from the guitar to the amp? If the answer is, "buy it and give it to your kid - let him figure it out," I understand.
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