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CoTex

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  1. No, people are free from harassment and crime on every corner in America, no matter their skin color. It’s a colorblind Utopia.
  2. Next up, the “my uncle is a prince and he left me $10million but I don’t have a bank account in my country so give me your account number,” and “your car warranty is about to expire” people are about to clean them out. That is, if they don’t figure out only fans first.
  3. @troph What’s the rule on Cuba? I would pay a premium for a run over to Havana, couple of nights on my boat, then out with nothing but a passport stamp. Thats got to be similar distance from Islamorada to Bahamas right?
  4. I’m in a “moorings 4200” for a week in July. First year boat and it’s $5300 for the week. Sail some but I’ll still spend a chunk on fuel, I’m sure. What’s a fly guide in bvi cost for a day? $1,000 all in including tip and gambling money (if you’re not gambling with your fishing guide you’re missing out on one of my life’s greatest pleasures)? Probably double that if you wanted to be there for a busy week like new years. If you want a 50, get a 50, but that’s a big boat.
  5. I I’d like to see that expense breakdown. Add fuel captain and a deckhand?
  6. My favorite time on the go-kart was when you would hit a fire ant mound and scoop that sumbitch and all its residents up into your gokart floor board. Then, about 3 minutes later they would all attack and sting simultaneously. Emergency stop, jump out of the go-kart and run around in circles flailing on a hot ass south texas day. I'm sure the wine-soaked housewives in the neighborhood thought I looked like Big Daddy Garlits or Cha-cha Muldowney on fire in Heart Like a Wheel.
  7. We got the apostrophe police here now. what kind of bike did you rock, ya sissy?
  8. This thing is cool in a "my grandmother once had a green monte carlo that was cool," kinda way. It had 8ft long doors, adjustable mirrors (wiggle the little sticklever on the inside), brown carpet, windows you couldn't really see out of, a hood ornament, big fucking engine that could turn fuel into heat but not power, and little tires. It didn't do anything really well unless you count burning gas and causing door dings. I wish I had it now, but I'm not sure what the hell I would do with it other than look at it and say "what the fuck were we thinking."
  9. I had a pad on the handlebar bracket that covered this thing We were certain at that age that, if our testicles ever made contact with the handlebar bracket, we would die instantly. The rest was fair game.
  10. It goes like this JMC Hutch/PK Ripper Redline The rest of you poors. Huffy. About the only thing I can say about those Huffy bikes is that whoever was in charge of the styling... an attempt was made. Heavy, shit components, a bunch of unnecessary things like chain guards and reflectors, fake silver paint instead of chrom-oly (whatever the hell that is). The modern day equivalent would be Hisense or maybe the giza sheet commercial guy.
  11. If it was in the yard or the garage it was considered bike ramp construction materials. Boards, bricks, boxes, dad's old TR6. Redline 600a ftw! Those poors with their huffy's, diamondbacks and raleighs couldn't fly like I could.
  12. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/06/03/zombie-deer-fears-cull-rw-trophy-ranch-herd/73954317007/
  13. Find the cheapest vrbo you can either in poipu or near hanalei on Kauai and go fuck off for a while. Learn to eat a plate lunch https://www.parrishkauai.com/103260/plate-lunch-kauai/ Skip the expensive ass Hinano or cocktails and just drink cheap rum or whiskey. Skip the Arizona. Skip the helicopter ride. If you want to impress your friends buy a Cartier watch. If you want a cool experience, do Kauai on the super cheap. Beaches, hiking and drinking is the way to go.
  14. If you've seen both in person, then you know this is correct and it's not a close call.
  15. Casually dated a few girls from that neck of the woods in my younger days, including the daughter of a shrimp boat employee from Port Aransas ("let's go by my house to meet Jed/Daddy"), and a ginger who worked the drive-thru at the Rockport Burger King. Also watched my dad evict a fishing guide from a rent house for non-payment of rent and then, watched said fishing guide return a few months later to get his lady's Christmas decorations out of the attic. I felt sorry for the guy - his message was basically, "I'm not paying the rent, and whatever you are going to do to me, do it, because I'm not leaving here without the Christmas decorations." No violence was threatened but I felt like that dude was cornered. Weird group of people sums it up nicely and I can sincerely say, I've seen some shit.
  16. And am I plugging this into the pedal port on the back of the amp, or in line from the guitar to the amp? If the answer is, "buy it and give it to your kid - let him figure it out," I understand.
  17. Kid has Boss Katana MK2 50 and a Airstep Kat pedal. now he wants an expression pedal - wah. recommendations? If possible I would like to buy a decent one that he’ll keep for a while. Not something specific to particular amp/pedal.
  18. What are the rules for a second home? Is 20% down required or are there lower down options? income/debt rules?
  19. CoTex

    Colonoscopy

    It is amazing that someone hasn't come up with a better flavor for that shit. Lemon laguna madre flavor is what I got. Why not hide that shit in some french onion soup? Salty and I can eat the f out of some FOS. If not that, some miso soup. A little different, not exactly mom's chicken soup, but way way better than the current option. I would slurp either one of those down with a smile.
  20. They really need to have alcohol flowing 24/7 on this set.
  21. Disclaimer - Not a CPA, but I think the penalty for late filing a gift tax return is based on the amount of tax due. So, if it was a gift that didn’t trigger gift tax … no tax was due and one could now file a late gift tax return, without penalty. Then, springboard off that sumbitch right into a basis equal to the value of the date of the gift, which probably should match the date of the deed. Et Voila!
  22. The proper response to aggy is "oh yeah, well then where is the real one?"
  23. In theory an ashram and an assram are very different. In practice, there may be significant overlap.
  24. There is a giant ashram in Driftwood on the way to the Salt Lick. They used to have a deity they rolled out every afternoon, a Swami, peacocks and the whole shit. I think there was a trial and a fugitive hunt and what not. I’m sure they still use the building for religious purposes but my work there is done.
  25. Did you uh, order the code red?
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