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  1. Holy shit ... this dude brings the reciepts.
  2. Holy FUCK! I just watched season 2, episode 8, the one about "Ludachristmas." Liz Lemon's parents come to see her for Christmas. Her father's name is Dick. At one point, he says "Remember, it's not a Lemon party without old Dick!" I swear to God, I nearly choked on my Dorito, and there is nobody here to save me with a Heimlich maneuver. I would have been found dead on the floor with 30 Rock episodes running. They'd probably be to season 4 episode 19 or something by the time somebody found me. How the fuck did that ever get past the censors?
  3. "It was God's plan that Sherrone Moore hooked up with one of his staffers, got fired, and a drunk Texas oil billionaire was in position to offer me 2.2 million dollars per year to go to school in Amarillo! Wait. I mean Lubbock!"
  4. Seriously, as litigious as these people are, you think Vanity Fair isn't going to have all their I's dotted and T's crossed. The interview was exactly what Vanity Fair said it was.
  5. Aggies could be better next year than this and still go 8-4. Their schedule is salty.
  6. I liked most of them, except Derka #3. I don't know what that was all about.
  7. Drunkards can't be choosers.
  8. If you think about it, pussy being undefeated and all, it's a sound strategy. 100% foolproof.
  9. NBC Los Angeles is reporting it. It appears to be true. Murder? Murder suicide?
  10. It will depend on 1) how bad things get by then. What motivates people to vote is not good times but bad times 2) if it's a free and fair election
  11. Yeah, even if he didn't know the rule about premature celebration, he should have realized that it was second down and there was still time on the clock and they had timeouts. I would HATE to be that kid in school on Monday.
  12. I don't even think they blocked the punt. The kid just shanked it.
  13. I am drinking a 16 oz. Budweiser from a can in a brown paper bag in a Wal-Mart parking lot. The way God intended.
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