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  1. It's funny because she's fat. https://www.threads.com/@dannyrag/post/DQe7AV1EhfJ?xmt=AQF0XxmSTZ9Ge6UdFXrRFjpgfYwLOweYtXCa2Co3s73sRA
  2. LOL on Cracker Barrel's response. Shows a great sense of falling on the sword. Very self-effacing.
  3. I go to Costco. I want to renew my membership. I haven't been a member for a few years because I lived in a Costco-free zone but now there is Costco. I just want the basic membership. That's all I want. I don't want to be upsold, I don't want the super deluxe special extra, I just want the basic membership. They take me to woman behind a desk who proceeds to tell me on and on about the benefits of their business class membership. I keep saying I don't want it. She keeps saying but there's this and that and I keep saying I don't want it. This goes on and I'm starting to get exasperated. Finally, FINALLY, she relents. This was about two months ago, and I've shopped at that Costco twice now. So I went to a different Costco with my brother, one that's 1500 miles from my Costco. It's his Costco. I see an expensive item, a drone, and I've read about it and been wanting to buy it, so I did. But the drone is not actually there: I have to get a card and give it to the lady and she goes and fetches it from the armory and brings it to another woman, the woman over there. After I pay, they tell me to go to the woman over there to get my drone. I do, and she starts trying to upsell me on their business class membership, telling me I've already spent X amount at Costo since I joined up a couple of months ago --- and she was able to see on her computer the amount that I had spent on two occasions at MY Costco --- "and along with this 700-hundred dollar drone it would have almost paid for itself already ..." And I'm going "HOLY FUCK, COSTCO ... LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. I JUST WANT TO SHOP IN PEACE, GET MY CARTON OF 27 KIWIS AND MY DRONE AND GO HOME." Fuck me. Shopping is such an ordeal now. Rant over.
  4. I am a subscriber. I can't really afford the 20 a month. Please don't raise your rate, MIA. In all honesty it's barely worth it. Edit: Also, I was told there would be no kink shaming.
  5. EDIT: Meant to put this on the "Leopards Ate my Face" thread. Oh well it goes here, too.
  6. By the end of this season we're going to be saying that Flood worked a miracle with this offensive line.
  7. My everyday life is the definition of mediocre. And also, I post on Surly. Or was yours a rhetorical question?
  8. Do the screaming vaginal bleatings of a piss squatter who says the season is lost and wasted when we're 6-2 with one loss in the conference hold special weight with you?
  9. We will win both games with Caldwell as the starter. Then there will be a huge QB controversy, with former Applewhite devotees calling for the plucky Caldwell to start because all he does is win and Simms mavens saying that Arch should start because of his massive physical talent.
  10. Ha ha! Get em', Coach Schloss!
  11. Trust me ... you want to watch this.
  12. Northwestern is fucking awesome. Beautiful campus right by the lake. 20 minutes to downtown Chicago.
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