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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. If being addicted to Aggie misery is wrong, I don't want to be right.
  2. It's not because the entire world looks at the milkmen and the dead collie scoreboard and the elephant walk and various places on campus where the grass is sacred and can only be walked upon by seniors and says "those are some fucking weirdos."
  3. I am reading this thread and think that it's really fucked up to see so many people on here either celebrating murder or sympathizing with the killer. No one here should be judge, jury and executioner when it comes to life and death. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company authored in order to maximize profits from your death.
  4. Somebody needs to get a TexAgs account with the handle "Discount Jimbo" just to see how long it lasts.
  5. Liucci's premium is seventeen dollars per month? Just another indication of how stupid aggies are compared to Longhorns. We pay only 9.95 per month for our propaganda.
  6. Elko is "BCG at Kentucky?" Yeah, because when I think of football analogues to Kentucky basketball the first team I think of is Texas A&M.
  7. The Elk apparently belched into a microphone during the post-game presser. I would not want to be in the room with an elk belch.
  8. My dad scared the shit out of me on many occasions and look how successful and well-adjusted I turned out.
  9. Jesus he is enormous. Like a beached whale in black.
  10. "Floppy labia" is the preferred nomenclature.
  11. "And fuck off off if you think this is TMI, have haven't gotten pussy since 2024. Wife was seven months preggo at the at point and we couldn't risk her having another kid." You really can't describe how dumb Sooners are. Having said that, I wouldn't have believed it, but Sooner tears are just as delicious as Aggie tears.
  12. Liucci: Texas, which has one national championship in the last 50 years, in 2006, is not a modern blue blood. Also Liucci: Notre Dame, which has one national championship in the last 47 years, in 1988, IS a modern blue blood. Guess we'll have to win a national championship to make Billy see that we're a modern blue blood.
  13. ANCHORS AWEIGH, MY FRIEND ... ANCHORS AWEIGH!
  14. I think it's drugs. Ketamine and others.
  15. Maybe they are happy with what they have on campus, what they have coming in, and tOSU isn't.
  16. Among all Longhorn QBs, Ewers will finish his career as 3rd all-time in passing yards and passing touchdowns. 2nd all-time in Passing Efficiency Rating (147.6), only trailing Colt McCoy (155.0) and 2nd all-time in the percentage of attempts intercepted (2.1%), just behind Sam Ehlinger (1.8%) Show some damn respect.
  17. It would also cost almost $3100 per U.S. taxpayer. That's the up front cost. Being that we're running deficits, who knows what the ultimate cost, with interest on the borrowed 500 billion dollars, would be?
  18. Sark's been setting the table the whole season with that play. We'll run something that starts out looking like that play, the defense will bite, and then it will be BOOM! so long it's been good to know ya, sayonara etc .... 5-D chess
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