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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. I don't know if I am a fanboy but I am a fan. He kept his nose clean, worked hard, represented UT well, and left on good terms. The apparent psychological need that some of y'all feel to crap on him is disappointing, however.
  2. I'm convinced Jameis Winston was the most valuable player in the history of college football
  3. My understanding is that those "sell your plasma" places across the entire state of Louisiana have gone to 24/7 operations in the last few months.
  4. My Aggie cousin, Otis, read your post and said "I got the same reaction in College Station. I was leaving after the tu game when these big, strong Albanians came up to me with tears in their eyes. They looked like mobsters but really they were just an average Albanian family. They said they were so impressed by how beautiful Kyle Field was and how friendly and hospitable A&M fans were 'even after you ran out of time.' They said that Sarkisian is actually an Albanian name and the Sarkisian family is known throughout Albania for cheating and has been for at least 1000 years. Then they hinted that they knew some people in Albania who could set things right if we need them to do it. Even though I was very upset by the way the sips had clearly bribed the refs during the game I said 'no, I'd rather lose to those cheaters than get dragged down to their level.' They were amazed that somebody in my position, having just witnessed the sordid things I did, could be so gracious. I said 'It's well known throughout Texas and the United States that grace under fire is just the Aggie way,' leaving them with a life lesson in humility and grace that they will hopefully never forget."
  5. I went to see a movie at the Alamo on Lamar last week. Everything was SO FUCKING LOUD ---- and I'm partially deaf. I have 50% hearing loss in my left ear and 20% in my right and every preview was deafening, painfully so. The movie itself was not quite as loud but Jesus Christ I'm not 100 yards away I'm RIGHT THERE. I don't care about the cost/expense and I'm always good to get a pizza and beer and whatever my girlfriend wants but FUCK ME I'm never going back to an Alamo again. I mean, they lost me for life with that bullshit.
  6. And I don't understand it because Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a B
  7. We used to be a proper country.
  8. It's worth it just for Zoey Deutsch alone
  9. Because if there's anything they love to do in Albania, it's watching Texas A&M football.
  10. Except with good engineering schools.
  11. I mean, the dude has Moulds in his name. What did she expect?
  12. Just watched Richard Linklater's "Everybody Wants Some" on for the first time. It's on Amazon Prime right now and it was fabulously entertaining. For those who don't know, it's a film about the Southwest Texas State baseball team in 1980, although very little baseball is actually played. It's far more about student life and partying in those innocent times. I have to say that I have never seen such an incredible group of sweet, nubile, almost virginal young women in any movie --- just like I remember SWTSU being back in those days. No makeup on any of them and yet all so beautiful. It was filmed in San Marcos and there are some river scenes etc ... There's a brief moment of nudity from a spectacular young woman whose name I must find out. Linklater called it the spiritual successor to "Dazed and Confused" and it has the same vibe. Glen Powell is in it and the soundtrack is great. Highly recommended.
  13. That is SO wrong.
  14. How to get rid of the ultimate welfare queen: https://www.gregpalast.com/elon-musk-batteries-not-included/
  15. He's a double agent, still working for Sark. He goes to Auburn, they look at his physique, and offer him 1.5 million. He goes to Auburn and then beats A&M. Then, if he somehow manages to get Auburn to the conference championship (against us, of course), he gets sick on the morning of the game while going to pick up his 100k bonus which, strangely, comes in a burnt-orange envelope. Mission accomplished, the next season he's back at Texas as a graduate assistant. 4-D chess.
  16. And the only number Helobious needs to worry about is MJT, mean jerk time.
  17. So Nancy Mace claimed that a pro-trans activist physically assaulted her and that she needed medical care for it. The only problem is that eyewitnesses say she is lying: https://www.thedailybeast.com/nancy-maces-account-of-pro-trans-assault-challenged-by-eyewitnesses/ Also, she forgot to switch from her burner account:
  18. From the article: "Experts say most of global Captagon production is now in Syria, with the wealthy Gulf states as the primary destination." That doesn't sound very Haram.
  19. But he's closer to his dealer.
  20. So he'll be out of eligibility when Cam Rising is a redshirt sophomore?
  21. Who wants to tell @valmy77? https://texaslonghorns.com/sports/football/roster/staff/brandon-harris/164#:~:text=Brandon Harris - General Manager%2C Football,Staff - University of Texas Athletics
  22. Speak for yourself. You may need the pain and to watch their families suffer. I don't, so don't include me in your "we."
  23. Supposedly Luigi's manifesto. https://archive.is/2024.12.09-230659/https://breloomlegacy.substack.com/p/the-allopathic-complex-and-its-consequences#selection-893.90-897.138
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