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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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  1. Auburn is cold blooded.
  2. Texags deleting threads right and left.
  3. What a great day of college football. Four of the top 16 teams lost to unranked opponents, and Indiana lost, too. Nor I. Against a defense that Quinn Ewers walked all over.
  4. Minnesota farmer Jeff Dabe has the largest hands in the world. This photo is unaltered. He says that doctors have examined him etc ... and that there is nothing wrong with him, medically speaking. He doesn't have gigantism etc ... He wears a size 30 ring. Photos of him when he was a kid show that his hands were enormous then. He has 1.1 million followers on TikTok, where he does things like tear a watermelon apart with his hands.
  5. I'll tell her tomorrow.
  6. As one who knows her personally, she's actually awesome. Super smart.
  7. He's already at 11k views and has yet to commit.
  8. Somewhere, Listeater is now about 45 years old. Imagine being her. Imagine being universally hated by your Aggie brethren and sistren. I wish she'd come out of the woodwork. She needs another good mocking.
  9. Back in 1996, after Texas beat A&M 51-15, my girlfriend and I went down to dirty 6th. There were about 400 happy Longhorns celebrating in Maggie Mae's when two total redneck-looking Aggies walked in with their dates. At first everybody was chill but after 15-20 minutes some of the Longhorns start giving the Aggies a hard time about the game. This one Aggie starts flipping the bird to everybody in the bar, saying "FUCK you, Texas. FUCK YOU, f*ggots!" etc ... I mean, these two dudes are outnumbered 400-2. Before they could get their asses beat down, the bartender grabs one of them and says "Look, asshole. You may not care if you get your asses beat to a bloody pulp but it's not going to happen in my bar. If you're aiming to take on everybody in this here, you're going to have to do it out in the street." Somehow, that got through to this guy. His immense stupidity was broken through and he realized that his odds in a fight against 400 drunk Longhorns were not good. He stopped and they left. But he really was in a crowded bar, on 6th street, after a massive Texas victory, trying to challenge the entire assembled Longhorn crowd.
  10. Which is as it should be. It's a hard position to learn and it takes a lot of strength training. Look at Christian Jones.
  11. They are. I'd show you on the doll where they hurt me, but there are some in the room with us right now.
  12. By the time the next election rolls around they won't be free or fair. Project 2025 out front should have told you.
  13. Four longhorns selected in the top 20 picks of the NFL draft? Maybe. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/news/2025-nfl-mock-draft-browns-should-zero-in-on-this-qb-to-replace-deshaun-watson-giants-cast-off-daniel-jones/
  14. Holy shit. You don't know my neighbors.
  15. Former Texas A&M QB Haynes King was 6/6 passing in Georgia Tech's win over Miami. He chose wisely.
  16. Yes you did.
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