Everything posted by Tex Long
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Getting old sucks
Y'all just keep this up. I'm not bummed enough already, sitting here thinking how much better those feet look than mine. No inch-thick toenails, no purple toes... I mean, I'd pay a pretty penny to find a pedicurist who doesn't run screaming out of the room when my socks come off.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
UT -11.5? o/u 52.5? Pass. Meatchicken errybody need to show up for that to happen. Helm, Wisner, Blue, WRs, OL, DL ... errybody... even QBs, whoever and whatever they are. Hook'em
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Those of us with any sense want a return of Meatchicken Quinn. We want to send Clemson home to contemplate their season, bracketed by asskickings from UGa at the beginning and Texas at the end. If Quinn can't do it, we should turn to Arch. Many of us believe he could and some, perhaps many, believe he would succeed. Count me in. Hook'em
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Sweatergawd I responded, but when I hit the submit, it jumped to a completely different thread. Try again... I've never encountered "girthy" applied to "nipple", but okay... On the other hand, I don't have any plumbers among my friends or relatives, so I can't rule "girthy nipple" completely out.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
How else will he get to nine?
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Is he getting a toe implant?
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Dunno about phones and iShit, by the Just Read extension on Chrome tosses those paywall popups out the window. Also... shitcans a lot of in-text ads, and cleans up colorization and formatting.
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High
Keep in mind fed laws and state laws - including Texas - regarding cannabis use while in possession of a firearm get pretty complex. Having a medical mj license from your state may prevent you from passing the fed background check when attempting to purchase a gun.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yeah, Moore's score was a 4-yard pass and a 38-yard run. I watched it and then scrolled on over to OT and rewatched that. I was pretty stoked to see Arch put up that 5 yards on 1st down. I was ummmmm disturbed to see him pulled right back to the sidelines. Why? What better time to let 'em hang? Then, after 1st... here comes Arch, right? Wrong. Another trip to the Red Zone, another FG. I know, we're playing the long game - the CCG means jack shit, we'll save it for the CFP that we already know we're in... Hook'em
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Too lazy, me, but I'd like to see the counts on how well the horizontal plays were working against UGa. I'm wondering what might have made the world's greatest play-caller think along the lines of "well, they won't be ready for it this time..." ETA Maybe I just don't understand the essence of the Touchdown Play.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Seems like either tells, sign-reading, radio-tapping, or maybe that fat, whiny, little visor-wearing fuck is actually a pretty fucking good defensive coach?
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
That, or he has a case of small screen.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Either works. On the other hand, doing the opposite of a tendency is itself a tendency. Iocane is a hell of a drug.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The emphasis on cup size is misplaced. Nipples are where it's at. Fight me.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Yes, you do.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
Tell you what, we march our first possession down the field, go 0-2 in the red zone and kick FG on 4th and six without seeing Arch... my big screen's in danger.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
At least redesign to roll a little outside the tackles and make the third read be "throw it the fuck away" instead of uhhh uhhh SACK!
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The thing is, with 77 seconds left, and no time-outs, OU went 75 yards in what, five? plays and scored to win. I wouldn't say that the D lost that game, but they coulda won it and didn't. Overall, a team and coaching effort with plenty of blame to go around, not on any specific player or coach.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This is the take many of us have had. The part that I - and I am not alone - think has not been handled well, is giving Arch enough snaps. We all get it, that the important issue is winning this game, now. As long as it has worked so far - other than the CCG - we can live with it. I think we'll see Arch sooner rather than later unless Quinn returns to Meatchicken form. It wouldn't surprise me, if Quinn can't put us in the end zone on the first possession or two, to see Arch on the field the next trip into Red. Regardless, the point now is that we're in "do or die" mode, so the only real "QB Controversy" left to worry about is "Why the Fuck didn't he go to Arch earlier?" We have the reasoning here, and I think Sark has done a great job of seeing and working toward the Big Picture, but he still needs to be able to push that out of the way and concentrate on winning this game, right here, right now. End-game UGa CCG and end-game UDub Playoff were too similar, and it damn sure shouldn't happen again... not this Clemson game nor the next one(s) if we get there. Hook'em
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Texas 2025 Roster
Eggs fucking zackly. Can't have a better story for '25 season.
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Texas 2025 Roster
tOSU to make the Full Circle?
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Can't lie... I was kinda hoping CU would have just enough gas to get into the CFP 12. For no other reason than to watch the tsunami of love-hate pour through the airwaves.- Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Oooooohhhhh... thread police. Gonna need your badge number, and an explanation as to why you think "all" doesn't include defense.- Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Hence "all-around". - Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
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