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Captain Obvious

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  1. "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
  2. Not great odds, but I think OSU probably feels better about their chances this year than they did in 2014 with a 3rd stringer having to take his first start in the CCG and then the playoffs.
  3. 2016 tOSU says hi. Precedent has been set for years. Doesn't mean it will happen this year, although it seems pretty damn likely.
  4. Not necessarily reasons they should, but reasons the committee could use: Clemson - Losing at home to South Carolina and getting crushed on the road by Notre Dame is worse than 2 overtime loses on the road to LSU and Tennessee. Maybe they let Clemson jump Bama if Dabo swears a blood oath not to send DJ back out there as qb. Tennessee - Barely won the H2H at home with their Heisman candidate qb. Said qb is done for the season with a torn ACL. They are not remotely the same team without him, beating Vandy doesn't mean much. TCU - Are we really going to pretend brand/ability to pull in a national audience is in the same ballpark here? That's not supposed to matter, but if you want to keep believing that it doesn't, go right ahead.
  5. Because everyone knows the CFP will look for any excuse to leave an undefeated TCU out in favor of a 1 or 2 loss blueblood/semi-blueblood like USC, LSU, tOSU this year?
  6. What exactly does the CFP need to figure out now? Georgia, Michigan, TCU, and USC are in at this point.
  7. SEC trying to help facilitate Kiffin to Auburn?
  8. Yeah, if you're the starting QB for 4 full years at UCLA (covid-shortened year be damned) and you STILL come back for year 5 instead of going into the draft, you've hit your ceiling.
  9. DTR is to UCLA what Taylor/Adrian Martinez was to Nebraska. Seems like he could have finished a doctorate at UCLA by now.
  10. Running like 50 yards for a net gain of 1. Impressive.
  11. SEC Network announcer doesn't think 6-4 is enough to get Florida into the top-25 this coming week, despite their "big win" over Utah (nevermind that was back in week 1). I guess that counts as being somewhat rational given the source?
  12. Gary Andersen left $12.6 million on the table when he resigned at Oregon State in 2017...then left $2.7 million on the table when he resigned from his 2nd stint at Utah State in 2021. Haven't seen anything about either school having dirt on him.
  13. I assume it's something like analytics arguments that go on in all sports. One side saying analytics show the one guy clearly cheated. Other side saying the analytics are being used wrong. End of the day all of them are nerds.
  14. Agree, but I have no idea how long their window is open with this core. Deebo is a beast, but he gets a ton of usage and I'm not sure how long they can expect him to stay healthy and perform at this level. They already have health issues with Kittle and...basically all their running backs. Unless they're drafting someone ready to go in year 1-2, they're pushing their luck with everyone else being around health or contract-wise.
  15. That's fine. But Trey Lance looked worse than Jimmy G at actually trying to make reads and throws. Not Tim Tebow level, but pretty fucking bad. Miami gonna enjoy another high 1st round draft pick next year.
  16. Reboot those BCS computers, re-program them, then call whatever plays get the highest rating among all of them? Sounds like a plan.
  17. Now imagine if we had to watch Trey Lance try to throw the ball on a regular basis instead of Jimmy G.
  18. Vandy whistling guy whistling into the vuvuzela to play Boomer Sooner. That would be hell.
  19. OU potentially losing at the hands of an ex-Nebraska qb that their fanbase liked to blame instead of their coaching/institutional ineptitude. This could somewhat salvage the day.
  20. At Nebraska. Which has seemed to be the case for...all Nebraska QBs lately.
  21. Ignore the Aggy celebration and focus on laughing at Arky.
  22. Nice of Arky to give the Aggycoaster a push start. It was looking kind of bleak there for a minute with Miami getting crushed by Middle Tennessee at home earlier.
  23. Oh good. Let's burn a timeout in addition to fucking up the snap.
  24. Just kneel 3 times and punt if you're still gonna keep running on 1st and 2nd down when you're down 34 in the 4th.
  25. Bills aren't even pretending they have any interest in running the ball and Titans still can't stop them.
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