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Captain Obvious

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  1. Best part of the Knicks - Sixers series is the guarantee that one shitty fanbase will have a meltdown after every game.
  2. Don't worry, I got you covered. Fuck Kawhi Leonard. He's being paid handsomely to sit on the bench in warmups every year. He doesn't give a shit as long as he's paid.
  3. No Butler, Rozier, or Wright for Miami tonight. If Boston didn't come out and destroy them, it would only be because they still weren't taking it seriously. Miami wouldn't have gone 23-42 last game if Boston hadn't half-assed it on defensive closeouts the whole time.
  4. Weren't the Cavs already in danger of blowing things up anyway, given that Mitchell hasn't expressed any real interest in getting a new contract/contract extension in place?
  5. He's over corrected his choice of teams ever since OKC was too stupid to pay some luxury taxes and keep a young core together. It's been absolutely nothing but teams where management paid obscene luxury taxes to let him play with his friends at the expense of any type of actual drafting/development.
  6. Fuck the Lakers and Bron for trying to drag this shit out with the challenge after the game is effectively over. Can't wait for these fuckers to get bounced again and we can stop hearing the bullshit, forced Bron-for-GOAT arguments for a few months.
  7. https://nbarankings.theringer.com/playoff-odds Bill Simmons and friends had Miami at 1% odds to win the series as of this morning. Maybe they'll be generous and bump it up to 1.5% by tomorrow.
  8. Chicago FO and ownership was/is horrible right now. Reinsdorf is perfectly happy to continue to rake in the money from attendance and trot out a team that is 1st round fodder at best. FO gambled big by trading for Lonzo and then giving happily handed out $200 million+ to LaVine in a desperate attempt to remain a borderline playoff team even after Lonzo couldn't stay healthy. Donovan by no means deserves more chances, but the first ones to to should be the FO.
  9. Jontay Porter banned from the NBA. What a brave stance by the league. Right up there with the NCAA having the courage to level the death penalty on Southeast North Dakota State for flagrantly violating the rules by providing recruits with things like a free Subway sandwich on an unofficial visit.
  10. You just gave Hurley a new career goal, become more universally hateful than K, Calipari, or Self. Tall order, but I have faith in him.
  11. Depending on how much Rock wants to actually wrestle, if you have him turn on Reigns during/after the match (Cody can still win clean and Rock turns after Reigns fails to finish the job), you could have Rock take over as tribal chief, feud with Rhodes till Summerslam where Cody retains cleanly, then Rock and Reigns settle the tribal chief role at next year's wrestlemania.
  12. Any way Rhodes doesn't win tomorrow? Looks like they've perfectly setup either Rhodes overcoming all the odds and Rock turning on Reigns for not getting the job done after being handed the opportunity on a platter, or turning on Reigns mid-match as payback for the spear tonight.
  13. Nice patch for Houston to the Final Four. Duke's been way too inconsistent this year to trust them to give Houston too much trouble.
  14. Fuck em both. UNC player puts both hands on his back to delay the Duke guy from getting up/shoves him back to the court, Duke player with the blatant trip. Call double techs or don't call anything (they didn't call anything).
  15. Even Saban had to severely cut back on the dictatorial attitude the last couple years given the options available to players. Has Bieniemy shown any awareness that his current tough guy bullshit isn't going to work anymore?
  16. Fucking hell, Romo and company doing their best to prop up Purdy when Kittle and Jennings did 80-90% of the work on those plays. Yes, Purdy stood in the pocket through the rush...which is what you'd expect from all competent NFL starters. Jennings was open on the slant and then broke tackles to get the TD. Kittle made the 1st down with the extra effort/stretch on the earlier play.
  17. 49ers deserve to lose if Shanahan spends the rest of this game trying to prove Purdy is "the guy" instead of running CMC into the ground.
  18. Was the Warren-to-starter move permanent or just a short-term thing at the end of the season? If Warren's still the backup, Smith's weird preference of giving the backup more carries might work out for the better.
  19. 50+ I can maybe see going for it there. Inside 50 gotta give the kicker a chance.
  20. Reynolds not having a great day.
  21. By product of the media hyping him up as a MVP candidate most of the season. On his best days right now, he's peak Alex Smith with the 49ers/Chiefs, not Peyton Manning/Tom Brady. And when he does crash and burn, they automatically fall back on the draft pick/years status. Can't have it both ways.
  22. Lamar Jackson = Joel Embiid. Individual hardware, unquestionably worthy of being the franchise player, never seems to be "the guy" you can count on in the later rounds of the playoffs.
  23. Dallas and Philly are currently in a historic offseason of "hold my beer" coaching decisions. New York and Washington will be competing for the division crown next season at this rate, personnel be damned.
  24. His followers don't need proof of anything other than him proclaiming it to be true. If he were to win the upcoming election, he'll do his best to give himself a lifetime get out of jail card irrespective of however many civil/criminal trials he's involved in and whether or not he's found guilty. He's not playing 4D chess. He hires people who do/say what he wants. It just doesn't work as well when he can't pay the judge and jury as well.
  25. Eagles waited till the Bills/Chiefs game to announce Sirianni fired Dasai. Didn't think the Philly ownership would be as dumb as Jerry and retain their coach after that collapse.
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