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The Hot Dog Buffet

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  1. It was deserved. They ran off a whole minute of clock to set up that kick.
  2. LMFAO It's just a damn shame that someone had to win.
  3. He's going to ice the fuck out of that kicker.
  4. Minnesota running clock to set up a long field goal.
  5. Both of these teams are complete ass.
  6. No. They would have had another shot at a quick out to gain a few yards before the hail mary, though.
  7. There are no couches in hell. Yeah, good point.
  8. That gives her a 56% chance of winning at least one of them. Seems a little too optimistic to me.
  9. They will lose a close one and ESPN will be asking if that ruins their playoff chances.
  10. Best you can do there is stand on top of his grave for a photo with a big shit-eating grin and two thumbs up.
  11. JD Vance shows up to a whore house.... Hi, I'm JD Vance. I'm going to Yale and writing a book about Ohio. Ok. I'd like a whore please. What kind? Oh, I don't know. Probably white. Maybe Asian. Whatever makes sense. So how long you been working here?
  12. Nothing that can run away is going to have sex with him without some sort of compensation.
  13. I've seen old photos of JD and I think it's safe to say that he probably didn't get laid until he had made some money from his book.
  14. Pretty sure he just said anyone doing that should get 10 years.
  15. That tweet is 2 years old.
  16. I don't think I would handle a guy who looks like this critiquing what I do very well, either.
  17. Last year's UNLV would have beaten last year's Houston team. I'm not very familiar with how good this year's UNLV is supposed to be.
  18. Nah, the Kim Guilfoyle product is self-lubricating and self cleaning. And your eyes have lids.
  19. Yeah, at this point Kamala is winning. She shouldn't back out of debates, but Trump really can't do that. He needs them a lot more than she does.
  20. Kamala should offer him a cabinet position. Then when it comes time to make the appointment, tell him that all she needs is proof of vaccination.
  21. Yeah, but it's just the 2%ers voting for Texas. The rest of them are just pissed off that Texas didn't make it so there would be enough sheep for everyone.
  22. And they didn't bother to write a platform in 2020. Looks like they put one together this year. It's 28 pages long, with the table of contents on page 10. Also the table of contents doesn't have page numbers.
  23. I think he's more disappointed than confused. He looked into the kitchen and didn't see a single soft, cushiony surface that could possibly get his dick up.
  24. I think they should have swapped his slot with Warnock. Really not interested in Bill.
  25. They talked about banning assault weapons at least a couple of times. Guess they should have mentioned thoughts and prayers or something.
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