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ztejas

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  1. No I generally don't lose a bunch of money gambling or harass public figures online.
  2. There's just something not right with these guys. They should be 10 games above .500.
  3. Start the pizza bench the bagel cut the chopped cheese. You can get some variation of a chopped cheese everywhere.
  4. Oh sure - because they're black? I'm tired of the moose-related racism around here.
  5. Yeah I don't think that the Prestige explains itself any less than Inception. It's a joke. Well it's kind of a joke. As far as ranking the Nolan shit it's kind of tired and uninteresting at this point but Oppenheimer, TDK and The Prestige make up my top 3 with Inception somewhere in the next tier.
  6. I think Ace is a red flag but I also don't give a fuck what any of these guys do in summer league.
  7. My dad and brothers and I are currently discussing who would win if you had a gay vs. straight WNBA all-star game. My first point was that I don't think the sexuality is all that black and white - but if you HAD to assign players... To kick it off with the big names - Gays get Breanna Stewart, Alyssa Thomas, Jonquel Jones. Straights get Napheesa Collier, A'ja Wilson, Caitlin Clark (allegedly). We are all in agreement that it would be a great game.
  8. Yeah I don't think that's real.
  9. What is up with all of these non-guaranteed deals? Consequence of this CBA I guess? Also what the fuck is a non-guaranteed player option?
  10. He'd be DAMNED if any gas station thieves were gonna lay their hands on it!
  11. I thought he had another year on his deal. Either way I'm not sure how much he would be worth at the deadline. He put up good numbers last season but it was on a shitty team and he can't stay on the floor. I don't see him putting anyone over the top to contend or make a deep playoff run - and you'd have to send $20M+ out in salary. He was pretty good when ATL made the ECF but that was ages ago now.
  12. I got smacked in the face in Chicago one time because I was being dumb and unsafe and the dude got some weed and $200 off me. I had just used the ATM so I told Wells Fargo that I never got the cash and got the $200 back. Because fuck WF. I've had a gun pulled on me but it wasn't a mugging-type situation and I just left. That's all I got.
  13. I'd almost be tempted to shelve Ream and throw someone like Musah out there as an extra defensive mid. It's just such a bummer that we only have one CB worth a shit and - as much as anyone likes Richards - he isn't exactly a shutdown defender. Hopefully he keeps getting better going into next summer.
  14. Something like a B team. It was a grab bag roster featuring everything from 1st to 5th+ stringers.
  15. Getting rid of that Collins contract I guess.
  16. Haven't had anyone on base since the 2nd inning.
  17. Christ ESPN is a beating. "We have a 3 page fact-sheet for every Padres batter that we'd like to go over. Now we're going to talk to Fernando Tatis Jr. through the entire inning with Texas batting while he tries to play defense."
  18. Almost a nice inning from Leiter, almost a disaster. I guess I'll take it.
  19. A bunch of dudes just got outclassed tonight. Some decent performances out there but our crappy roster finally bit us in the ass.
  20. This guy is fucking painful to watch. How do you whiff that that badly?
  21. Yeah he's fucking old. We have no chance at doing anything if we have to roll him out there next summer.
  22. We've settled in pretty nicely along the back. Need to make our opportunities count when we get it going forward.
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