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Posts posted by ztejas
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4 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:
mind bottling, really
Honestly people need to learn how to comment. It's not Rocket Appliances.
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Just now, gyroprotagonist said:
His name was Robert Paulson
I'd rec this twice if I could
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25 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
Your daddy had breasts?
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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
Feel free to ridicule him from your couch though. I myself will be constantly fucking with the pause and fast forward so I can watch while listening to Craig WayI got to catch some Craig in Austin en route to a wedding during the Baylor game.
Gonna be a sad day when he hangs em up.
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9 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:
Can't imagine those ML odds being too great. Maybe -165?
That's pretty decent...
Should I take my dick out a little bit more and take us to cover?
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29 minutes ago, Armybrat said:
I’m at the Venetian in Las Vegas, so how much should I lay on the game?
I'm taking us $100 ML and might throw us into a parlay with some teams that I expect to lay the smack-down this weekend.
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From not-a-cloud-in-the-sky Dallas, Texas where I've been bored to the back of my fucking skull all week. Time to get drunk and watch the Horns
FIGHT
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2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:
C'mon, bro..... It's Lance + Javale that makes it Magic..... Get it together.
Moving on..... Yea, about that ridiculous Rockets offer for Jimmy Butler.
It's like one of those fantasy trades where you scrap together all your shitty bench players and offer it up for Aaron Rodgers.
Tina had her moments on 30 rock.
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29 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:
This is the greatest possession of basketball I've ever seen.... I can't stop laughing. Hahahaha.
Oh come on. This doesn't even crack the top 5 Javale or Lance moments. Do we need to educate?
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1 hour ago, Machinator said:
I watched this live and for a second wondered if I had somehow put on a Harlem Globetrotters game.
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2 hours ago, Rip76 said:
Dez?
This is what the FO should do but won't.
Shades of "washed up" Randy to New England.
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3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:
No DD is addition by subtraction.
Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk
Tell me that after Beef Boyce plays a couple of series
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6 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:
Very racist.
Hey. Fuck you.
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4 hours ago, SurlyORama said:
http://www.poeghostal.com/2008/01/cleatus-the-fox-sports-robot.html
4/5 Ravens
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13 hours ago, Machinator said:
YOU SHOW UP IN THAT LOCKER ROOM. YOU SEE THAT ALL WHITE SITTIN' IN YO LOCKER. YOU JUST KNOW IT'S GO TIME.
- Chris "Get in My Belly" Nelson
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16 hours ago, texifornia said:
Fucking bye week. Must have been a heck of a party.
"at least the first series" meaning "highly dependent on how shitty our corner play is"
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On 10/22/2018 at 8:16 PM, BurntEyes said:
I don't want to like Last Kingdom, but dammit I really do.
/sappy dweeb alert
I love Schitts Creek. I do. I feel old, and overly emotional about it. I am ashamed of how much I love it, but I keep wanting more.
Schitt's Creek is fucking great dude. I need to get caught up on season 3 (and then season 4). I don't binge many TV shows but I burned through the first 2 seasons of that one.
Are you a fan of Best in Show?
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7 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:
Charlie (while I bring it up because Herbstreit did in his comment please let's avoid relitigating any of this saga) did get fucked by the cesspool in Belmont a bit and he definitely never had the full backing of the boosters
Oh for fuck's sake don't even think about starting this shit. A dead donkey could coach Texas to 6 wins every year.
I think it's more likely the "cesspool" contributed to a shitty bailout coaching hire.
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I hear Chris Paul is a great teammate though. I'm sure he'll right the ship.
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1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:
we are four games into the season...
Yeah and you're 1-3. You aren't winning 60 games again.
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43 minutes ago, tjhooker said:
Well, that is loosely based off my ex wife. Change meth with pills and change drug dealer with boyfriend from rehab and change bed with my car. LOL. So actually pretty similar.
Your ex wife sounds like a grade A Cuntus Maximus
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1 minute ago, TexasMan said:
It better be Weedon time after this. Everyone dropping like flies.
No. I want more.
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Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:
Deshaun’s break out game. This is the type that is going to get Htown excited
What the fuck are you talking about. Did you not watch him play last year?
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Is this what ends our battered QB syndrome?
2018 Houston Texans Season Thread
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This is going to be hard to top for dumbest fucking thing I'll read all day.