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Lou Loomis

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  1. It’s not surprising but still very awesome that it only took Elko one game to go viral looking like an embarrassing moronic lump of goo melting down over the last plays of the game. aggy keeps inventing new ways to be a laughingstock. You love to see it.
  2. Poooooooooooor agggggggyyyyys lol
  3. “Conferences don’t matter” after 15 years of taking credit for other SEC members’ successes.
  4. Take. More. Calls.
  5. Elko pulling out the let ‘em score move in his Game 1
  6. I’m no cardiologist, but it’s looking 50/50 Elko’s ticker survives this season.
  7. They could’ve at least panned down to show his banjo.
  8. Break aggy’s back, plz
  9. Another unwatchable aggy shit fest. Fucking mouthbreathers waving jizz rags around like this isn’t totally embarrassing.
  10. Literally live Isaiah Bond 🤘
  11. I just took a bunch of pills……
  12. Too soon barely just got my voice back from attending that game….
  13. Aw, man.... Like throwing money on the ground. Ugh.
  14. Red China … Johnnie Ray….
  15. This offense is going to be so freaking fast.
  16. I was finally feeling better, not it’s gloom, despair and agony on me all over again. Fuck!
  17. Seems like a team good at containing the run would have been a better matchup against Michigan.
  18. Committing to the run versus Washington seems like a pretty solid plan.
  19. I’m slowly, painfully coming to the conclusion that we don’t all ‘become better’ or evolve to some higher plane of enlightenment. I’m a reasonably successful and semi-worldly, educated man in my late 40s who is somehow still extremely hoarse from drunkenly screaming “The moment’s too big for you, DeBoer, you bungling piece of shit!!!!!!” And “Fuck you, refs!!!! They’re not in the Big 10 yet!!!!!!” Sigh.
  20. Can’t wait to beat a Maalik-led USC in next year’s CFP title game.
  21. reminds me of when, I think Kellen Mond was redshirting(?) and someone asked fat Looch if Mond gave him Vince Young vibes. Billy goes “I wouldn’t insult him or put limitations on him like that but he does remind me of real peerless QB legend….” then he plays it out for a few beats to build dipshit suspense, and the guy that turns out to be universes better than VY in Billy’s mind was Reggie McNeal…
  22. This is one of those times when some of your aggy acquaintances will get almost creepily introspective and go all “life is about more than some game with a goofy-shaped ball… Go hug your kids. Take that vacation. Start a new hobby and learn life is about balance…. and knowing your education from one of the finest and most respected institutions of higher learning has set you up for life.”
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