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BearSchlong

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  1. Great show. I know Kevin Millar but his sister (RIP, fuck cancer) and her husband and daughters were/are close friends. He's such an entertaining goober.
  2. I love greens like that. When you stand on the putting surface and just chuckle because its so diabolical trying to read 5 breaks.
  3. I mentioned it to my wife to add to the weekly HEB delivery. She gave me a look when she realized it is stocked with the beer and told me she wouldn't get it. I've always thought alcoholics who drink near beer are flirting with disaster, but this is intriguing.
  4. Sounds complicated. I'm glad I got clean and sober back when weed was weed. Just looking for some indica to induce the munchies. Chemo sucks.
  5. Hope everyone is doing well. What is the deal with hop water? My sister stopped drinking a while back and she loves it. Its not brewed so its not like a NA beer.
  6. Not a bitch per se, but my mom (Fuck cancer!) ran through the chemo wringer at MD Anderson this week. It kicked her ass hard. Nausea, lethargy, etc - we can't get her to eat. My kid is on a plane from ORD with a few bags of gummies, so we are looking forward to getting mom some side effect relief, which might prove interesting.
  7. I just took this one. This guy just sets the ball on the tee.
  8. BearSchlong

    Landman

    Save some pussy for the boys from Hobbs.
  9. BearSchlong

    Landman

    Hey we’re only 2 episodes in, I expect some real over the top shit.
  10. BearSchlong

    Landman

    I had my quarterly “family office” board meeting this week. That consists of my two surviving uncles, my first cousin, and I eating a bowl of gumbo at the local joint, discussing upcoming lease renewals, and royalties, and paying with a company check. All those thousands of far-flung acres of mineral rights my granddad picked up dirt cheap in the 1950s - if he were still alive it would be a tidy fortune. Split 8 ways in 2024 it keeps his descendents in decent vehicles and occasional vacations. If only I could time travel and buy them all. Granted he harvested his share of tax shelter losses over the years, and probably drilled some dry holes.
  11. BearSchlong

    Landman

    Sunday evening in the drop-off line at the Midland airport = a bunch of guys in company pickups kissing goodbye to their ladies, presumably on loan from Dallas or Houston.
  12. BearSchlong

    Landman

    Good show. Makes me want to drive out to Webb and San Augustine county and buy some men a cold beer.
  13. BearSchlong

    Landman

    I'm in. I had no idea these people were involved in delivering my mailbox money.
  14. Greyshirted my kid in Kindergarten so he would be one of the older kids in his class. Worked pretty well.
  15. I’m a week into a very high end mattress and adjustable vibrating base and it’s doing wonders for my sleep.
  16. Attorney general?
  17. How many trip segments do you lack? Might be cheaper to do a mileage run.
  18. Posted before, but this is when they jumped the shark.
  19. Deja Vu. The bomb explodes on the Algiers ferry and people sink into the crystal clear blue Mississippi River. Otherwise, a great flick.
  20. Billy Klapper. The show was dedicated to him as he died after filming.
  21. No lie. It rained a lot.
  22. This is not South Carolina’s first rodeo with escaped monkeys [emoji23][emoji23]
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