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BearSchlong

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  1. I would add if you ever wonder why others don't drink as much as you. I honestly was curious as to why everyone didn't drink like me. I thought they had a problem, not me.
  2. I measure booze in consequences. The conundrum is my jigger has infinite ounces.
  3. I'll catch you on the next go-round. Woke up with a locked up back and it looks like a painful morning.
  4. I read that and even bought a Richard Schiff signed spaldeen rubber ball from the ACLU. Great book.
  5. Fucking tapa gibberish
  6. Shit, the Yellowstone universe is so ripe for franchising, Costner’s departure is a minor speed bump for all the future iterations. Its gonna have a longer run than Grey’s anatomy or NCIS.
  7. That's what my wife says too, and yes.
  8. Tapa keeps glitching. I've got a later flight out of DFW on Friday and was thinking about an early meeting.
  9. PCH will you be at Harbor on [emoji2[emoji2391]9[emoji2[emoji2391]9[emoji2391]]] am Friday?
  10. Well done! About to go entertain a bunch of people in Houston who love expensive whisk(e)y, might even break my company CC. My mental obsession has kicked in. Diet Coke or Club soda?
  11. BearSchlong

    Landman

    In what world does an experienced oilfield guy throw a tantrum and jump up and down on a trailer of pipe?
  12. It wasn't that he didn't have the strength to fight, rather that he didn't have the moment of clarity that would allow for surrender. That is the concept that nonalcoholics will never understand about how alcoholics can recover. We don't fight, we don't struggle, we ask God for an intuitive thought or decision. We surrender to win. Civilians always say “you've been successful in battling your demons.” No, I just had a moment when I realized I was whooped and in the subsequent years I’ve been to a few thousand meetings where I heard enough to be reminded to stay whooped. I'm sorry you're friend is dying.
  13. Backpack found in central park, per David Muir.
  14. I’ve reached the magical point of being married to a Cajun life, where it's an outlier when Gumbo isn't in the fridge.
  15. Tapa glitch. Tate or the Indians get the ranch, if the origin story holds true.
  16. 2 things - He and his wife were living in separate houses How the hell did local Nederland crackpot Philip Klein get inserted into this WSJ story? His firm had previously provided private security services to Thompson. https://www.wsj.com/us-news/united-healthcare-ceo-killed-what-happened-33cf8452?st=9daJqv&reflink=article_copyURL_share https://www.setpoliticalreview.com/
  17. Omg that brings back memories. In 1995 I was living at 3030 Austin avenue in the castle heights neighborhood of Waco. That address is significant because the Waco creek greenbelt is directly opposite the property before crossing under Austin and wrapping behind my former house, and there is a 100’x100’ vacant lot adjacent. Most summer evenings I would get baked AF and hit buckets of golf balls with a 7 iron across the street and into the usually dry creek bed, all the while providing audible commentary on each shot a la Bill Murray.
  18. My psychiatrist is a Hispanic woman from Webb county. She is also a close family friend and I’m convinced she’s crazier than me. The insane psycho woman that grew my children in her womb is also an LPC. I’m over it now, but I used to be prejudiced against therapists. However, wife #2 who adopted my kids and became their surrogate mother figure is now earning a MS and will be a LPC upon retirement from her state job in a few years. Her therapist is a lesbian. My AA sponsor which is the closest thing I have to a therapist is an old west Texas lawyer. If I needed serious therapy I’d find someone like Lorraine Bracco.
  19. My wife says that in one of the prequels when Tim McGraw was finding the Yellowstone the Indians said it would be “Theirs” again in [emoji[emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]]]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji[emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]]]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]]]]]] generations, which is Tate.
  20. They just had to kill the black guy…
  21. I’m about to drink [emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji6[emoji640][emoji637]]][emoji[emoji638][emoji639][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]][emoji[emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]][emoji640][emoji640]]]] cups of coffee and then go take the biggest, smelliest Trump ever witnessed by my particular toilet. Even with the glitch I think I made my point.
  22. Jake too. He is the only IRL professional cowboy.
  23. Bytes. Bits is transfer.
  24. Indeed. Just returned home. Thoroughly enjoyed most of it.
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