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BearSchlong

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  1. Last storm put 7” of water in my BIL’s parents house in Treasure Island right by John’s Pass, and totalled all their vehicles. They were planning on living on their boat while renovating. They noped out yesterday.
  2. Spent 4 days entertaining O&G execs at a golf event in OK. One vendor had fabricated a pina colada machine. This contraption contains a 5 gallon igloo water cooler and a kitchen garbage disposal to chop the ice. I always shroud my “I don't drink” statements with a little bit of mystery and intrigue.
  3. Ok I lasted til the 4th. Burying my wife’s mom tomorrow morning, she valiantly fought Glioblastoma for a year. That's some seriously bad cancer. I had to miss my yearly 4 day AA retreat/conference but was blessed to be with her the last week of her life. I hope I never again hear the guttural noise that my wife made when her mom shook off this mortal coil. Anyway, I've got people descending on my house from all parts near and far but wanted to check in with my people. Still not going to be here daily as Ill be taking my wife on a leaf peeping cruise in Canada on Wednesday. Hope you're all well.
  4. I’m stepping away from all social media for a month to focus on some challenging professional tasks and opportunities that sobriety and my higher power have presented. My “ism” includes a general internet dopamine addiction, and I want to see if I can put it down. Those of you who have my personal info have my blessing to share it with any problem drinkers, as helping alcoholics remains paramount. See y’all on Oct 9th.
  5. Celery man is Raleigh, IIRC
  6. It’s an epidemic. I just looked on the spice rack and there is a lid that is sitting on a jar top at an angle.
  7. Fuck Yes!! My grandfather had this in his garage. He would aim his big ol’ Caddy right at her cleavage. The man loved to park that car.
  8. From the local news in Beaumont a while back.
  9. So I’m in the Friday afternoon flight. Seems like a great chance for a practical joke on the rest of my foursome. Thoughts?
  10. Dude, you do you but why the hateful take. Everyone knew exactly what they were getting with Mike, and decided it beat the alternative. He did more with less and made it fun. I fuckin miss the guy. He wrote a book about Geronimo, ffs.
  11. Such a weird flex. A business attempting to protect its inventory/product from unnecessary breakage, and shitboi protests. Weird. W E E E E E R D.
  12. Honestly, I’m not mad at the Judge. Avoids further martyrdom Trump loses, and as a final fuck you gets a severe sentence. Delicious.
  13. Am assuming you played video games at the gold mine before shopping for Girbaud jeans at Butch Hoffers?
  14. Man, since you put it that way…not such a funny joke.
  15. My Friday men’s lunch group includes a friend who owns a glass company. For over 10 years my standard greeting is “Hey buddy, how’s business? You need me to go out and create some demand? I’ve got a bag of rocks in my truck, it won’t take me long.”
  16. That pilot’s name? You guessed it - Whit Whitaker.
  17. That makes total sense for P66. CP is about to start merging Marathon into their lower 48 operations.
  18. Over 1,000 employees. But most of my contacts are in Houston.
  19. That is awesome. Talking about music on the golf course, my 2 close friends tour with another friend - Grammy winning country music star from the 90s - for several weeks each summer. They play golf during off days and then do a concert at night. One day they’re playing and he has his Bluetooth speaker out and SiriusXM country station playing softly in the background, and he starts singing along to himself on the “radio” which got a chuckle. Then he pretends to do some mental math and announces “well boys, my royalties during this round amount to about eighty seven cents”
  20. Me insuring myself against “it’s gonna be an apocalypse hurricane season !!!!!11!!!!!1!
  21. So it must be a classy joint then?
  22. Thanks for all the recommendations, y’all. Anybody know anyone in software procurement at ConocoPhillips and P66 that likes whiskey? Since I’m on a roll. Seriously, they raise $1mm a year for the United Way at a golf tournament at some muni goat track in Bartlesville, which is why I’m there all week as a supporting sponsor.
  23. Moses Malone wore a collar-less Marine Corps T shirt with “Pain is weakness leaving the body” stenciled on the back.
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