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  1. Poly ties getting stronger. Suck it BYU
  2. Coug high looked like an auto win on last year's schedule didn't it? How about the dirt burglars we beat 49-0 the year before and weren't exactly a rolling ball of butcher knives for the rest of their schedule..
  3. Not sneaky at all if you really think about it. 2 teams that will likely be looking for a signature win to make the season a somewhat success, the other 2 will play us with religious fervor...as in fatwa. No other game will matter quite as much, and the fans and administration will make sure the coaches are aware. I really thought we'd be done with these type games going to the SEC, but it might actually be worse. BloU may be entering slightly under the radar but we have a huge target on our backs after last season.
  4. If everyone is as advertised, Wingo will need to be patient. Having said that, I think he gets a few more snaps than Cook got this past season.
  5. That's far too low key, you sure aggy is truly involved? If there were a few SEC stickers or a giant WHOOP! Then I'd believe it. Those would be worth their weight in gold these days.
  6. They looking for a legit less than 3 hours drive? aggy lock, the Elk has this shit handled.
  7. Motorcycles only? A little too narrow even for that. Maybe some hairbrained Cali scheme to drive people to EV's? Lulz
  8. That's some pure, uncut copium right there.
  9. I didnt realize that, but those prices for a Ford are laughable. I'd just get a lightly used 3-4 year old F-150 Raptor for half that or less. Save money and get a more practical plaything.
  10. Ketch starter kit?
  11. I've heard the Bronco has a few issues, and even the F-150 isn't the tank it used to be. Ford overall is ranked pretty low for reliability these days.
  12. If the reliability was even average I'd have some interest. In reality the only version that truly piques my interest is the Raptor, but it's powered by a twin turbo V6 (just asking for trouble) instead of the V8 it should have. Hard pass.
  13. True that. The new Bronco only does one thing well, and that's looking cool.
  14. Their rah rah SEC! SEC! support ended the day the aggy mouthpiece at the Houston Chronicle leaked that tee yew was joining.
  15. Who was the Texans QB a while back, Carr or something like that? That dude spent his entire career in Houston eating turf.
  16. Is it un-American to hate something that originated in Britain?
  17. Bama gets the night game against their cupcake opener while the team that beat them last year (and higher ranked pre-season) gets to pan sear in the August afternoon sun? Help it make sense..
  18. The Elk is well aware of how to keep his job long past the expiration date. Formula goes as such: beat the cupcakes, a couple of SEC cellar dwellers and tu most years and he can coach into infinity. Sure some aggy fans may whine about lack of playoffs and chance at championships, but as long as tee yew is kept in their place they won't stop financial support.
  19. Other than the racist native American stuff, my favorite is "right in the neck neck neck!" I'm sure the milkmen love giving neck to corp turds. NTTAWWT
  20. I'm quite sure aggy thinks they lead. I mean a recruit would have to be nuts to smell what the Elk has cookin and say no, right?
  21. No doubt rojo had an assist in helping him decide.. Hookem Jackson![emoji869]
  22. Only Brie I want to see in here are the Allison kind. Cheese puns have never landed us a single recruit worth a shit.
  23. It was a good interview, Sark nailed it in spite of his mouth looking a little weird, as if he just came from the dentist. Pate risks pissing off his rabid aggy fanbase with this one. I'm sure a little sunshine pumping will make it all better.
  24. Many big bodies will be needed early in the season when field temps are slightly cooler than the surface of the sun.
  25. Wait, is this one where we used our strong poly ties? In any case, Hookem Jermayne. [emoji869]
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