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BigSwingingD

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  1. I know. Hard to remember, but we are kicking fucking ass. Returning to the mean+. Hook'em
  2. He's the Godfather homie. 50 gallon vat of lube and scat pics. Research. Hook'em
  3. FALSE. WTF are you about? @WinningIsHard What two things are not like the other? Tell us you never watched VY without telling us you never watched VY. I think this hyperbole. If not, I will let @futureman show your ass out. I agree..we are due.
  4. It would be nice to fuck SC over on Addison since they recruited him to the portal (allegedly) and after those pricks tried to steal Worthy. In short, fuck Riley. We shall see... Hook'em
  5. According to Burton we were outrecruited on scheme. 3 man front. Not NIL. Makes sense. We are commited to PKs D. We shall see. Hook'em
  6. It's @RGBIIIs fault. He portaled over this season from the Texans. I knew we were fucked the minute he took his talents to Dallas. That, and, McCarthy is a fat fucking regard and Jerruh is a shitty coach/gm.
  7. Damn. After a tasty burger from "who cares"...i wouldn't mind Polina Sitnovaing on my face.
  8. Do you know what Longhorn means? It means enemies forever. Enemies with who? Errrbody. You know what that makes me? An enemy? No. It makes me a Longhorn. Hook'em
  9. They should charge for sucking dick. Problem solved. Hook'em
  10. I understand your hesitancy. Completely. Here's my question. Is he better than the slapdicks we have had in the back end? Cause a few of those guys, although highly rated, sucked shit. Partly scheme. Partly skill. What I really like is we are pulling guys who disrupt receivers man vs. man. Interview with Hamilton said the coaches have been talking about getting his hands on receivers...off the line. This is what we need. Hook'em
  11. This post is significantly undervalued. This is why we waded through 20 pages of horse shit. Nice work. Hook'em
  12. Tell me you play with dolls without telling me you play with dolls. This team needs a kick in the ass. Embrace it or take your ass back to the CR. Hook'em
  13. Emotional support vagina. I may need a few of those. Now I know what to tell my wife. Thanks Surly!
  14. @immamac @RGBIII Interview Pole Assassin for the next podcast. She is begging to tell her story. It must be told. Sweet 6 pound baby Jeaus...let it happen. I will drive and lubricate you two fuckers with all the El Rancho margs you can drink.
  15. Uhh, that would be Penis. Because, you know...aggy.
  16. Suit the monkey up and have it chew Purdy and Kolar's face off during the 4th quarter. Problem solved. Your welcome. Hook'em
  17. Fuck that fat, sweaty, negative recruiting mother fucker who could coach your grandmother into an all Big 12 DBack. Sayonara. Hook'em
  18. That's actually a good idea. User name totaly checks out. We can call it closetorehab. Hook'em
  19. I pray to God your wrong. If you're not, I will change my user name to: ijustshovedclosetojumpingintotheabyssandthenjumpedthefuckoffrightafterhim I'm not sure my liver can take it. After the OSU game I was actively trying to recruit hot coeds for the OL. Those little cock blockers would be better on the field than what we put out there. I was overserved...by choice. Somebody give me some good news... Hook'em
  20. This is interesting. I would have laughed if I read this on Friday, but now it makes sense. Be interesting to see what happens in the back half of their season.
  21. My brother sent me this pic. He lives in Australia. Just confirming that blow U sucks worldwide. Lets beat their ass. Hook'em
  22. This is where the Surly crowd sourced 100 gallon barrel of lube would come in handy. Lets help our regarded little brothers out. Hook'em
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