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BigSwingingD

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  1. @BurntOrange&White Bravo! Perfect I think we need a thread title addition. Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face - So Much Portential! Stupid Sip. You know the sun is twice as hot in college station.
  2. Agree. Pooooor aggy... It's hard to comprehend because we are just a tad bit more intelligent than most hayseed aggys, but there is no "discounted" buyout. Hard to believe. Jizzbo can leave at anytime at no cost. Another team can hire him (not sure who would want him) with no buyout clause. Aggy gets zilch. Nada. Pocket lint. Not even Tree Fiddy. His contract is fully guaranteed. He can do nothing and he is going to be paid in full through 2031. All upside. No downside. He has the upper hand here. So the question is, what dumbass would give someone a fully guaranteed 10 year contract at $9 million + guaranteed raises, etc. with no discounted buyout? Dumbass aggy. That's who. To Surly's credit we have been laughing about this since he got off the plane. The implosion is right on time. It is going to get worse.
  3. Until people stop watching, buying tickets, an hammering 10$ beers it will continue. I am a diehard Cowboys fan. I have seen it all. I am done.
  4. Going to be a long season boys and @Nicole44. We suck. As in major suckitude. I think I am done. That razorback trailer park river boat gambler lucky dirtbag plastic face fuck is the problem. Thank God for the Horns. Hook'em
  5. Never apologize for highlighting aggy misery. Overcommunication is welcome. Thanks! Pooooor aggys....
  6. My wife and I were heading home today. She had her air pods in. I was enjoying listening to the hayseed network on am radio (I had to google it) waiting to hear Jizzbos interview (excuses)." He comes on and the jibber jabber starts immediately. My wife randomly takes her pods out, listens and says,"Who is that Redneck? I can't understand what the hell he is saying. It sounds like he just got finished shucking corn." I said," That's the aggys shitty coach." She says,"Makes perfect sense." Hook'em
  7. We wouldn't even give Anwar the key to the shitter. He's worthless. Fuck him, Slobba the Ketch and FCB. Hook'em
  8. Well said. I'm old. Fuck them they are going to gargle our balls. Hook'em
  9. OK, @Wulaw HornI'm in on this circle jerk. 2 things: 1) Don't jizz on me. 2) I am riding shotgun in the RV to Alabama next year. (Yes, I will pay my fair share and then some). Hear that you degenerates @immamac @RGBIII? Miss BigSwingingD gave me the green light. Personally, I have to look at Sark and the Horns with a "glass half full" view. It's what got me through the back end of Akers, Mackovic, the back end of Mack, Strong and Herman. It's what helped me survive last year..AK, OU, OKST, Fucking Baylor, IA, KS. I think you said it upthread or another thread...marginal improvement on Defense and improvement on Offense gets us there. I believe we will see that. We don't have to win them all. We won't. The ⁰positives from this off season have been huge. We need 8 wins. I have a close friend who has gotten to know Sark. He says he is the real deal...humble, genuine, smart, etc. He's a really good man. I am pulling for him. More than anything, I am pulling for Texas to assume the position it deserves at the top. We are due and its time. I prefer burnt orange kool-aid to cyanide. Thank you for reminding us of the positives and what could be. Hook'em
  10. Here's to you, aggie. Go get your shine box.
  11. Here are the odds of me practicing and playing, however, I do have a bad ass Costco membership and a monster cooler. I buy the cold ones for you degenerates! Hook'em
  12. Here is a little something for you aggy and some for chin pubes. Hook'em you fucking hayseeds. Can't wait to play these dodging pricks.
  13. Hey, chin pubes and aggy...we got a little something for you. Hook'em
  14. Based on the thread. 1. If you have pounded 4 Texas Martinis (and I have witnessed this at fucking lunch...respect) and a vat of Bob Armstrong at Matts El Rancho...no problem. 2. If you are drunk on a ladder while edging to visions of Jizzbo & Chin Pubes tag teaming you in Jester..seek fucking help. Monkey pox is dripping off your face. 70 may be too low. Defense is the key to the lock this year. Hook'em
  15. Not long enough. Fuck that gomer hayseed. Hook'em
  16. Let me be clear. He is not the only one who blows in the station. Hook'em
  17. Which one of you Surly bastards are Sterling82? He's on point. I can't wait for the loogy 44. Hook'em
  18. @WinningIsHard Winning is about to get a shit load easier. Fuck aggy. Hook'em
  19. Thanks guys! Cool interview. He almost said Hook'em. I thought you guys were wrong on Braums. I was convinved I had seen one here in Austin. Nope, it was Culver's.
  20. Here is the only confirmed pool party attendee (credit @Chooky) and a live look at Jizzbo in the pool.
  21. Post of the week. The thread might need a new title. Sums up aggy perfectly. Bravo @Deej.
  22. Shhhhhh...He might actually make 6 figs from that idea. Could be some good storylines around him chasing young recruits into the mens room and manning the glory hole. He won't even have to get on his knees. He's back just in time to see the Horns put an ass whipping on aggy in recruiting.
  23. Listen you stupid sip...we also beat LSU that one time after 7 overtimes. Didn't you see the amazing cups and t shirts we made? The score was clearly visible under the huge SEC SEC SEC logo.
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