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closetojumping

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  1. We can apply many criticisms to the Brockermeyers, but fearing clowns is not one of them. Any person of sound mind and body should absolutely fear clowns and stay vigilant in keeping them far away from themselves and their family.
  2. Watching the fawning posts on that thread on OTF truly nauseated me.
  3. You are a bizarrely obtuse poster, Codaxx, and I dig that about you.
  4. Wasn’t he one of the guys always talking shit about Texas during his early time on campus? Enjoy UTEP or New Mexico State, fatty.
  5. Either that or you are over-estimating PFF’s grading system. Any formula that spits out a result instructing the user to prefer Leavitt over Gabriel, Allar or Ewers for the go-forward this season should be immediately dismissed out of hand, rather than pointed to as a credible reference. You should have seen this first, and avoided the idiotic aftermath of attempting to use it anyway. “But that’s what the machine told me to think. It’s got a formula. It must be smarter than the rest of us. “ Right. Also, everyone here knows the guy is a competent QB. That’s factored into the knowledgeable observer’s outlook.
  6. I used this recipe as my base for chili I made last night. My changes were using a few more guallijo and ancho peppers, subbed arbol for chipotle (used what I had), added two crushed chicken bouillon cubes, three chopped serrano peppers and 16 oz of chopped tomatoes. That was the best chili I have ever tasted. Well done. I have British in-laws in town and a smart ass teenage son, and they were attempting to add beans and then I see my wife cooking rice. I refused the beans, of course, and convinced my FIL to try it on its own. My son never had any intentions of using beans, just irritating me for his own humor. My MIL still used her own cooked beans. Anywho, every adult, except for me, and my teenage son and daughter had complete seconds and my MIL skipped the beans the second time. It was a complete wipeout, with nothing for leftovers.
  7. That would have to be a paid gig and I’m not sure it could pay enough money.
  8. It’s funny, these guys keep selling Ojo and fail to even mention Katoa. At the same time, Gerry’s stated repeatedly that the 3 OL who could call and commit today are Turntine, Katoa, and Robertson.
  9. I’m waiting for the crowdsourcing for a lynch mob, replete with pitchforks, long knives and torches. I don’t think a tar-and-feathering will do. Maybe they’ll gather at the airport. ”There he is!! Get heem!!!”
  10. I don’t know if I had a very strong opinion of Mack Brown being around Texas after his UNC firing until catching up to this batshit crazy thread, but now I do. I hope CDC hires him promptly for a big role. This site will burn all the fucking way to the ground and it certainly reads like there will also be a ton of public drama as Camp Mack and Camp Twelve Win Theven spar at epic levels.
  11. Here’s Sir William Bartholomew Liucci IV with his latest sunshine pumping tweet that leads to another challenge to meet a fellow aggie for fisticuffs in the texags parking lot. The comments are excellent.
  12. Say what now? Listen, if players don’t want to eat their own vomit as a means of showing they’re truly in it for the program, Coach Venables and Coach Schmidt didn’t need those motherfuckers anyway. BOOMER!!!
  13. This is one of the more batshit crazy things I’ve read in a while. It’s hilarious in its absurdity.
  14. I feel seen by “offenseguru”. He’s stealing my posts from Surly. “phatty26” with the notion that if ATM kicks an early field goal, they beat Texas. I love that shit. They have no idea how far away from relevance they really are.
  15. He’s a good add. That’s like what? Their 4th wr from the portal?
  16. There is nothing wrong with a $25 table. I’ve never been able to bring myself to playing for more unless it is with house money. As to his appearance, unfortunately it’s par for the course even with nice strip casinos these days. There are plenty of shabbily dressed folks at the craps and blackjack tables.
  17. The BMA that killed the Stoops deal was the same who ponied up to buyout Fisher, who was a friend. That BMA is buddies with Liucci and friends with The Elk. Bjork oversold the ability to replace Fisher with another big name. Guys and their agents weren’t even taking ATM phone calls, Bjork makes the panic hire, word leaks, the BMA involved talks with Liucci and they throw a fit, the BMA calls Elko and hires him. This BMA isn’t going to let Elko get fired any time soon and they’re not going to be willing to foot the buyout. ATM is in a pickle unless they find help elsewhere and are fine alienating a major force inside their donor base, both for athletics and academics.
  18. The commentary around him being a big fatass always delivers. I’m dying reading this shit. “but he isn’t just fat. He’s morbidly obese.” Holy shit.
  19. That dude was shittalking me in the stands after OU scored with less than 30 seconds in 2023. I hope that motherfucker is still employed by them in 2025. One, because he is terrible. Two, because I want to tell him that while they’re being pummeled.
  20. I haven’t been in awhile, but I used to have to be in Atlanta a lot for business. Like every other week type shit for a few years. I got to where I would take a 6am-ish flight out and a 10pm-ish flight back on the same day if I could get away with it. It’s basically Houston or Dallas. That said, if Texas finds itself returning on 1/20/25, I’m there celebrating the wonderment of that city.
  21. I agree. I was not impressed, and I am indifferent about the gender of the folks in the booth. She was lost multiple times during the game. Like a female Joe Buck at times.
  22. He’s on the trajectory towards hanging out on his mom’s front porch in a tank top and drinking gin and juice all day.
  23. “floppy labia” is a term of derision I plan on stealing.
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