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  1. Gross half. Tech offense is horrific. Baylor not much better. Give me Tech to play a better second half for the win. Moretti is a big disappointment so far this year. Thought he would be the man, dude seems off as fuck.
  2. I have a ball signed by all of the 1927 New York Yankees. I got it from my back neighbor after I hit a ball signed by some other Yankee in his yard. His mean ass dog chewed it up. Turns out he played ball too, and got blinded by a fast ball to the eye. PM me for details.
  3. Haha. Never thought I'd smell my own shit in bed. Guess it's all downhill from here. Expect more posts in the future.
  4. I had a Jan 1st shart, my first ever. Was so hungover all day with the runs, and had a bad cough. Was sitting up in my bed on my laptop passing out and coughed and farted. I was so out of it I didn't realize it was a shart. This is fucking gross, but I started to feel a little wetness. I walk to the bathroom and realize there was a spot that went through my basketball shorts even. I go to the bed, and there is a shart stain that went through the sheet and bed liner. Wife is out of town thank God. That was honestly embarrassing as fuck lol. Luckily the mattress was safe. I'm a believer now.
  5. Some of y’all sound like fucking women. Is the NFL perfect? Nope. But between Lamar, Mahomes, Brees still killing it, and the Pats run possibly over - the NFL is awesome. Hell I’m a Cowboys fan and still watch every game, and laugh at Garrett’s dumbassary. Plus, a good reason to drink beer and gamble on a Sunday. We all love college sports, but the two can co-exist ffs.
  6. Great game with teams that are light years ahead of us. I’ll go jackoff with my tears now.
  7. Dude was trying to hold hands with Etienne. .
  8. Ryan fucking Day putting a clown suit on Dabo. Ohio st still seems to have more urgency up 13. Higgins injury is odd, hope he can come back.
  9. Huge overturn. Don’t give a fuck about either teams, but please let’s have a close game.
  10. Just read that. Absolutely horrible. Daughter in-law passed away.
  11. Jason Garrett to the Jags. Sorry Jag fans.
  12. Damn, died on his birthday, which is Xmas Eve. Can’t get much sadder. Pneumonia is no joke.
  13. It was a close call brother. Sis in law calls her, she’s in the other room on phone for 30 + mins. I thought the dream was dead. She comes back out crying and pissed saying she’s “done with her”. If all goes to plan, stupid birthday parties might be thrown out the window too. Sis Inlaw is an uptight bitch, who always hosts Wife’s side of the family for every Holiday, events...etc, and everyone caters to her. Best Xmas present yet! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
  14. The wife and her sister had a stupid falling out over a comment about Sis in-law's kids being ungrateful. Now we are not going to her Xmas that she's hosting on Saturday - which is an all-day ordeal. I get to watch the college playoff in peace. Christmas miracles can happen people, you have to believe!
  15. hundredTT

    SNL 45

    It was fucking glorious. Eddie killed it!
  16. Probably not. Not enough of a virgin to even watch Star Wars though, or its stupid spin offs. 😊 In all honesty, I still haven't seen one Star Wars. Saving them for my future vasectomy.
  17. “Everybody, need somebody to love...” Fuck you amazon.
  18. And what a run by George Kittle. Fucking beastttt!
  19. One of the greatest regular season games ever. That was glorious. Jimmy G’s signature game thus far.
  20. Does SEC get longer halftimes? Felt like 45 mins...
  21. Burrow is fucking good. But damn, can’t help but think he gets hit the wrong way and fucks up his sure fire #1 pick. Dude runs a lot...
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