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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
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"Let me think it over, will you, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. I'll talk to you later."
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Tell Me About UTRGV (WAC in 2025)
I'd have to be high too to want to come to Weslaco to recruit. But at least I'd have extended an offer to you.
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Why does Plonsky still have a job?
But is it undefeated?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This is a good place to bring this up: This year is the second year in a row that aggy missed a bowl game. (We all remember how they pussied out last year because they were scared of Wake-fucking-Forest.) The reason this is important is because that's 30 permissible practices those cowards have missed out on--15 of them voluntarily. One of the primary reasons that even a piss-ant bowl is important is the extra practices a team has to get ready for the next season--especially now with all the opt-outs. Bowl practices allow you to get some work in for your future starters to augment spring practice. Sure is a shame they're missing out . . .
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
Oh, gouge your eyes. There for a minute I thought she was trying to measure them . . . PS: And, yeah, by all means, knock the fuck outta' whoever's coming at you--him, her, or it.
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"From Boulder, home of the University of Colorado, Tulagi's proudly presents . . . the Fabulous Astronauts!" Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Alas.
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Uncle Phil says hi.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Your avatar was captured perfectly giving birth to a fine aggy corpsman.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The Longest Yard.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Inhabitants of the southernmost regions of Egypt near its border with Sudan speak a dialect of Masril Masry, in which "surly" translates directly to "dumb take." So let it be written; so let it be done.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I guess that's why they call it a perp-walk.
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Three current UVA football players killed in shooting
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln . . ."
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Craig Curry says hold my beer.
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Why do we play zone defense against garbage QBs?
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Betty Lou Thelma Liz- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Holy fuck: "the most morally bankrupt staff and program in America."- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
That you, Claytie?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
All (supremely justified) bitching aside, we'll be stuck with 7WS for '23 and probably '24. The only really good thing I can say at this point is that after the season is over I fully expect him to be forced to play the HC's old tried and true get-out-of-jail-free card, firing the coordinators. Obviously, there's only one coordinator to fire and God knows it's past time. Therefore, the silver lining to the season is that we should be getting rid of Quitakowski. Maybe the new DC will even know how to identify and recruit complementary talent and use the portal. So, be thankful for small blessings. I guess.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
And Chad & Jeremy.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I'm finally through gleefully pawing through a big box of horse shit expecting to find a pony. I salute those few here who are still optimistic and expect this to all turn out fine, but everyone has his tolerance limit and I've reached mine. I hope CDC reached his a while ago and has already begun preparing a short list of viable candidates--maybe not for after this year, but certainly after 2023. Or maybe the guy's already on campus, I don't know. What I do know is that this just isn't working out.- 2022 Season Team News and Notes(Between Games Thread)
Well, I'm goin' out west where I belongWhere the days are short and the nights are long- 2022 Season Team News and Notes(Between Games Thread)
Can you say Malik Jefferson? I knew you could. (Thinking about it, the Malik comparison might be a tad lofty.)- CFB coaching carousel
Yep, without any thought. Kinda' like congressmen. - Tell Me About Texas a&m
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