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Zeus

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  1. run though a motha fucka face over and over x15
  2. yep but honestly these guys ain’t dirty they played hard and fast and led a lot of mins props to them go skiing lol peace
  3. At some point Trooper Paul gonna talk physics again lol ChatGPT best guess: The state’s case: "Drunk girlfriend runs over cop boyfriend while backing up at 2 mph. He flies 30 feet like a Marvel superhero, lands in the snow, somehow has no broken bones, and lies there for six hours while nobody at the house notices—even though one lady is literally watching out the window for him." The defense’s case: "Cop boyfriend probably gets into a drunken fight at a house party hosted by another cop. Gets punched or falls, gets mauled a bit by the family’s German Shepherd, everyone panics, dumps him in the snow, and they all call their buddy, Trooper ‘I’m looking for nudes on the suspect’s phone’ Proctor, to cover it up." Prosecution’s “expert physics” guy: Has no physics degree. Claims a man hit by a reversing SUV will "spin gracefully like an Olympic figure skater" and land gently enough to not break a single bone. When asked why this doesn’t match basic physics or reality: "I dunno." Defense’s physics guys: "This is nonsense. Even a 7th grader can tell you that if you get hit by a giant SUV, you don't just get a boo-boo on your arm and a headache." Key facts the state can't explain without sounding like cartoon villains: Witnesses deleted phone logs right after the death. The lead cop investigating (Proctor) was besties with the family hosting the party and sent texts calling Karen a “whackjob” while joking about searching her phone for nudes. The homeowner (a cop) and his family somehow never noticed the dead body 10 feet from their window but a random neighbor saw a “black blob” in the yard. McCabe, the state's star witness, Googled “hos long to die in cold” at 2:27 a.m., FOUR HOURS before they claim she found the body. Prosecutors say this was just a "browser tab quirk." (Because we all search "how long to die" before realizing someone’s missing, right?) No forensic search of the house was ever done. Police treated the dead body like trash in the yard and never checked inside where the injuries probably happened. What really happened: Karen Read, like a lot of drunk girlfriends, left her drunk boyfriend at the door of a party and drove off, possibly bumping into his car. Inside, somebody clocked him, or he fell, or the dog got him. Rather than call 911 and wreck multiple police careers, they staged a "he got run over" scene with Proctor's help, blamed Karen, and hoped nobody would notice the facts don’t add up. Final verdict: Karen Read is innocent. She’s being railroaded because corrupt cops would rather frame her than admit they got drunk, stupid, and violent at a party. If a juror can watch this case and still think Karen did it, they probably also believe Wile E. Coyote physics is real.
  4. Zeus

    Luka Doncic

    Reddick doesn’t play a center against Rudy then complains the guys aren’t in shape after the bench scored a whopping 4 points and zero defense
  5. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJDlBRtx1Rj/?igsh=Z3VhMWhobjNubzli
  6. how many more days KD walked around with other players but got driven to classes. He kind of sticks out too lol
  7. Yeah I forgot about the all powerful master flopper MVP.
  8. I thought he was kinda smart until this series. He sucks shit. Totally out coached this series. They need some pieces around Luka but damn they ain’t going anywhere with him. Yeah
  9. lol the nuggies will knock them out after they take care of the Warriors
  10. Lakers have 3 different 7’ tall players that haven’t played a single minute and Roody Goober has 7 offensive rebounds. It’s Ogre. JJ didn’t wanna go back to minny
  11. Refball is the NBA now lol Yeah benching Hayes is insane JJ is a moron
  12. https://x.com/mldiffley/status/1766328618785907074?s=46
  13. DD just running strait into LeBron to knock him down lol may actually help the Lakers because he was jacking threes instead of driving anyway Lol it was a blindside block that’s a foul in football now too they knocked knees
  14. It’s just inconsistent. They call Reeves for an offensive foul early on when his arm is out and barely grazes the defender on a drive. Luka taken out - https://x.com/smhighlights1/status/1917780677581496589?s=46
  15. Luca is fun to watch when he isn’t getting fouled over and over
  16. They literally just didn’t bother playing the only guy with size that can defend him. JJ is a dummy for not playing Hayes. now Luca is injured after getting smacked around all first half
  17. Plus you can just injure Luca with flagrant fouls they don’t even call it flagrant no biggie
  18. No Jaxon Hayes to start dumb fuck move
  19. Zeus

    Luka Doncic

    He’s going to be in great shape he’s getting on the EPO/HGH regiment LeBron has been on forever.
  20. Zeus

    Luka Doncic

    Hopefully not the last game of the season here
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