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Lone Star Horn

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  1. Yoda had a last name. It was Layheehoo
  2. Did any Star Wars fans out there know Yoda has a last name? It's Layheehoo
  3. placing this here, because some of his best work was about aggy. I found out where @THUJONE lives. It's in Finland, and I believe he lives on the penis-ula
  4. I don't pay attention to athlete Nike shoes. Just to be clear, LeBron's debut Nike shoes were fucking Ronald McDonald knockoffs??
  5. Is she smiling or grimacing from the remembered pain?
  6. or unlike poor Norman, he doesn't like peanut butter.
  7. Well, considering that the typical aggy couldn't win a fight against a 5 year old little girl, it's easy to understand why they wouldn't try to pick a fight with you.
  8. yeah he did
  9. Not sure about Sonny, but this is Fredo for sure.
  10. billy on the way to delete that tweet.
  11. Am I just still drunk, or just missing it? I only see 14 school logos.
  12. I posted this joke from reddit on the Lame Joke thread, but fits here.
  13. A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?" The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?" The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick".
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