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Lone Star Horn

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  1. What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires a tweetment and one requires an oinkment.
  2. That sounded like a knock when he hit the floor.
  3. I didn't realize that @THUJONE was a casino architect
  4. Agreed, a few years ago we bought a car from Carmax. It's was going to be the wife's car. (No pics you degenerates) I had mentioned to her that I don't like those stickers on a car. Before we closed the deal, she told them straight up to remove the sticker or we were not going to take the car. When they finished the prep, the sticker was gone.
  5. Where does a Viking clown go when they die? To ValHaHa.
  6. Would bang on that wood bench! -Most normal Surlyites
  7. So, like nebby fans? As soon as they start to lose, they'll lose that great and welcoming attitude.
  8. Granted it was the late 60s, early 70s. On Friday nights after the local news, KENS the San Antonio station had "Project Terror" (Where the scientific and the terrifying emerge) They would show old black and white sci-fi and horror movies. intro
  9. expired 3/8
  10. Pre means before and post means after, to use both at the same time would be... preposterous!
  11. I guess so, either that or I'm approaching Brat territory and age is making me lose my mind.
  12. Yoda had a last name. It was Layheehoo
  13. Did any Star Wars fans out there know Yoda has a last name? It's Layheehoo
  14. placing this here, because some of his best work was about aggy. I found out where @THUJONE lives. It's in Finland, and I believe he lives on the penis-ula
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