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  1. Yep. Ate there the last Saturday in March. Reservation of course as it was packed. Garlic prawns, king crab fried rice, duck noodle, and drunken noodles with beef. Every trip its a must. Had brunch at Mon Ami Gabi twice, Peppermill once. STK on Friday night. Superb with talent everywhere. Wraparound suite on 65th floor facing the fountains. LAVO was good. Capo's. Secret Pizza and In-n-Out. Always need days of water, fruit and vegetables when I get home.
  2. That's nice and all, but the percentage of Trump supporters who see that will be miniscule. The ones who do will just think "that angry black man is trying to stop our President from Making America Great Again!"
  3. Yes, I intentionally cut all the fingers on my left hand, but I also went to the cabinet and got some towels to wrap up the bloody stump. I threw some ice in a bucket with my severed fingers and drove myself to the hospital to have them reattached. The surgeons praised me for what a great job I did saving my fingers. It's weird though, some deranged moron sitting in the emergency room tried to say I was a dumbass for cutting off my fingers. He probably had a really high fever.
  4. I'm sure plenty of countries are calling to try and prevent the collapse of the global economy. They're not calling to say "damn, you caught us, sir. We've been ripping the USA off for decades and you're the first to call us on it because you're such a big strong man." They're calling because they think he's a fucking nutjob and can't possibly be doing what he's doing so they think he just doesn't understand and they can explain the stupidity of it to him and change his mind. When they realize he actually is this stupid, they'll make some concession that doesn't mean anything, but allows Trump to save face and brag about how he won.
  5. "We would now like to welcome the new UN Ambassador, Mr. Robert Ritchie." "My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddd Rock!"
  6. "A strong man came up to me, tough kind of a guy, with tears in his eyes and cuts and puncture wounds on his fingers from twelve hour days in the sewing shop and said: 'I want to thank you, Mr. President, for saving our country.'"
  7. Bethany J. Babcock stage name BJ Bobscock And I don't mean anything about this nice lady at all. I mean if some other random stripper had that name.
  8. Look man, if I steal your car and drive it two states over and give it to Billy Bob Brubaker, I can’t really tell him it wasn’t my car to give and ask for it back.
  9. Pick up 8 foot putts. And I could be mistaken, but my recollection was he just showed up at one of his courses on the day after a tourney or something and asked what the winner shot. He was told the guy’s score and then said he shot better last week and made them change the plaque to put him as the winner. He didn’t even play in the tournament.
  10. She's right that those people shouldn't be in their positions, but it's not due to being disloyal. She likely wants even more unqualified individuals who'll offer no oppositional thought to anything Trump says or does. She's the crazy lady at the City Council meeting or School Board Meeting that everyone knows is nuts and can only shake their heads while she rambles on. No one would voluntarily listen to her if they didn't have to do so. But now, she's graduated to the fucking Oval Office. We are such a joke at this point.
  11. I've done a bit of smugglin', and I've run my share of grass I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast Never meant to last, never meant to last
  12. “If he’s in that prison he’s a bad hombre. Some are saying his tattoos are the worst of the worst.”
  13. We've come a long way from Benjamin Franklin saying "it is better a hundred guilty persons should escape than one innocent person should suffer."
  14. Yeah, and he's going to end up getting........ .......cooked.
  15. Live look at the husband after the interview:
  16. It’s amazing just how full of shit he is all the time.
  17. I'm going to start monitoring Snapchat to see what Pete Hegseth may have sent me.
  18. If there was someone serious around Trump. "Mr. President, let me try again in language you mind understand a little easier. Say you owned a McDonald's and you had to speak with a cook that was not performing well. The equivalent of what you're doing here would be something like this: 'Hey cook, you burned the burgers to hockey puck consistency, the fries you served are literally frozen, and instead of 6 nuggets you served 600. I think I'll name you head chef at my Michelin star restaurant.' Do you see the problem here?" Trump: "Tits."
  19. gernblansten on Jessica Alba not sleeping with him. "I don't know anything about her. I'm not a big fan of Jessica Alba. To me she's a woman that's not attractive. But I know nothing about her. You're saying that she won't sleep with me? I don't know anything about her."
  20. F-47 because it’s a beautiful number?, Maybe instead it means Fuck Trump.
  21. Pretty sure the WH kicked out the AP for not calling it the Gulf of America. Trump: Can I order our fighter pilots to shoot down a civilian airliner for failing to properly announce 'our flight over the Gulf of America'? Counsel: No, sir. Trump: Well, I'll just identify it as a woke airline and it'll be okay.
  22. The White House's statement in full published at 12:59 Today, President Trump and President Putin spoke about the need for peace and a ceasefire in the Ukraine war. Both leaders agreed this conflict needs to end with a lasting peace. They also stressed the need for improved bilateral relations between the United States and Russia. The blood and treasure that both Ukraine and Russia have been spending in this war would be better spent on the needs of their people. This conflict should never have started and should have been ended long ago with sincere and good faith peace efforts. The leaders agreed that the movement to peace will begin with an energy and infrastructure ceasefire, as well as technical negotiations on implementation of a maritime ceasefire in the Black Sea, full ceasefire and permanent peace. These negotiations will begin immediately in the Middle East. The leaders spoke broadly about the Middle East as a region of potential cooperation to prevent future conflicts. They further discussed the need to stop proliferation of strategic weapons and will engage with others to ensure the broadest possible application. The two leaders shared the view that Iran should never be in a position to destroy Israel. The two leaders agreed that a future with an improved bilateral relationship between the United States and Russia has huge upside. This includes enormous economic deals and geopolitical stability when peace has been achieved. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c3e4xzd8qq8t The part I bolded is hilarious. It's just Trump and Putin on the call, so throwing in that line implies the nonsensical claim that Ukraine started this thing.
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