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closetohumping

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  1. Caitlin Clark has quite a few haters including Sheryl swoopes:
  2. Need to alter the recruiting pitch to “son would you like to play in a power 3 conference”
  3. Buddy went ar Nastys. Remember that place? Barflys too
  4. That was a close one. Spring training about to start. Right at the buzzer as they say
  5. Btw, while not pleasant, the Porto potty at monster jam hadn’t been christened yet. I was the first. The rest of the fats were by the food trucks fighting for some version of loaded fries. I recommend the ones with gyro meat.
  6. Btw, while not pleasant, the Porto potty at monster jam hadn’t been christened yet. I was the first. The rest of the fats were by the food trucks fighting for some version of loaded fries. I recommend the ones with gyro meat.
  7. Reminds me of that time Hank Kingsley chipped his tooth on a urinal. It was his back tooth
  8. Speaking of racism remember that time Pederson was fired a year after winning the Super Bowl. look you’re not gonna get the media to outright say that EB is an ahole and a wife beater.
  9. #1 driving drunk is trash. But id bet most of this board has done it at least once. Augie was going maybe two miles on a road he’s driven hundreds of times. He was busted because his lights weren’t on I believe. still inexcusable. Fireable offense? That I’m not sure about.
  10. I guess Beards year 1 wasn’t enough to overcome bite marks. Them are the breaks
  11. Diving Instructor : Heads up, Pappas. I want to see you retrieve at least two bricks. Pappas : [puts on blindfold] I've been on the job for over 20 years, and I fail to see what fishing bricks from the bottom of a pool has got to do with bank robbery. And on top of that, they got me babysitting some quarterback punk, named Johnny Unitas or something. Johnny Utah : The shit they pull, huh? Pappas : Yeah! Diving Instructor : Pappas... meet your new partner. Pappas : What? [removes blindfold] Johnny Utah : [waves] Pappas : Pappas. Angelo Pappas. Johnny Utah : Punk. Quarterback Punk.
  12. I think that’s tapered off over the years. Media folks seem to know why he’s not getting looks. Couple that with the fact that bellichek, vrabel and Carroll are on the sidelines while black coaches are getting hired and it gets quiet quickly. Another data point, Nick siriani is on the hot seat one year after making it to the super bowl
  13. Fucking ass clown valet dude turned off the headlights. That’s why Augie was busted
  14. This wasn’t me but I read somewhere that on small puddlejumpers (ironic name) there aren’t private bathrooms as there were very few occupants and the flights are short. Apparently the toilet was in one of the seats. So ole boy had to go and removed the flotation device and just took a dump on the middle of the plane in front of four or five unsympathetic people this was me. I went on a tour of China about 25 years ago and talk about disgusting. Hole in the middle of the stall, no toilet paper as you had to buy tissue from some lady outside the stall, random Chinese dudes screaming at you to hurry up. two week trip and I had diarrhea almost every day. Towards the end of the tour they took us to the tea plantation and sure enough montezas revenge hit. I break away from the tour group to find the shitter, the hole. No regular door, they had the swinging doors that you see John Wayne push through in those old westerns. Of course, I’m quite a bit taller than most Chinese dudes so my whole head could see over the middle of the doors. Sure enough, tour comes by and the guide was going on about whatever was supposed to be special about the tea leaves in this particular garden. I was able to hear and see the entire spiel while shitting
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