This wasn’t me but I read somewhere that on small puddlejumpers (ironic name) there aren’t private bathrooms as there were very few occupants and the flights are short. Apparently the toilet was in one of the seats. So ole boy had to go and removed the flotation device and just took a dump on the middle of the plane in front of four or five unsympathetic people
this was me. I went on a tour of China about 25 years ago and talk about disgusting. Hole in the middle of the stall, no toilet paper as you had to buy tissue from some lady outside the stall, random Chinese dudes screaming at you to hurry up.
two week trip and I had diarrhea almost every day. Towards the end of the tour they took us to the tea plantation and sure enough montezas revenge hit. I break away from the tour group to find the shitter, the hole. No regular door, they had the swinging doors that you see John Wayne push through in those old westerns. Of course, I’m quite a bit taller than most Chinese dudes so my whole head could see over the middle of the doors. Sure enough, tour comes by and the guide was going on about whatever was supposed to be special about the tea leaves in this particular garden. I was able to hear and see the entire spiel while shitting