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Voluminous Banality

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  1. So today we've gone from hand-wringing over Joseph and Gideon being the coaches in the secondary and needing to bring a third guy in to now pushing Gideon into a primarily off-field role with a "a dash" of coaching mixed in, all based on potentially spurious rumors over Carrington possibly leaving and possibly staying. If there's one thread which never fails to deliver takes completely out of left field, this is it.
  2. The username is more of a commentary than a preference, forged in the fires of Mount Surly. 😄
  3. Though I realize that tedious and banal self-amusement is a major part of what we do here, I'll cast my one meaningless vote for not making tired and unfunny Sark drinking jokes a thing.
  4. This pic shows just how ready the Texas fan base was to move on. I don't think Turtle or Coinflip ever had buildings named after them. Sark has been on the job for less than a day and Sark Tower has already been christened.
  5. I learned today that Blue Bell is trash, Ash is trash (again), 6 + 5 equals more than 10, allegedly, Nick Saban is trying to pawn off his entire offensive staff to Texas, but we’re too good for Alabama’s scrub coaches (unless they’re not coming), and Drew Brees may soon be on his way to Austin to be groomed for a possible future role coaching quarterbacks if he shows any potential in that department. In summary, just another day of Surly education.
  6. Okay, but can you explain in detail what the words 'strain' and 'think' mean?
  7. Yeah, but that defense, tho... UTSA is averaging almost 323 yards/game and aggy held them to just 132 yards in the first quarter.
  8. Maybe we'll win convincingly: Horns vs. Roaches
  9. Billy Liucci, fortune teller, mind reader, relationship expert, NFL draft authority, and major league baseball savant.
  10. You have to admit that the Jake Smith wildcat play was a serious tendency-buster on 4th down. I don't think we've ever seen that one before.
  11. At least we have more than 3 defenders on the LOS and are in position to set the edge. Baby steps.
  12. So you're saying that his actions are not entirely grounded in logical reasoning and a sound decision-making process?
  13. Bilbo's buyout is three times higher than any other coach's on the "worst contract" list and six times higher than some. That's a natty if I've ever seen one. How long til they get 'er up on the wall at Kyle?
  14. Well, if one thing was cleared up on Saturday, it's that Jake Smith is not a possession receiver.
  15. After Saturday's game, you could've made almost any conceivable bash the coaches post and this is the one you settled on?
  16. This is classic Looch. Will Achane commit to LSU soon? No. Maybe yes. Maybe no. Battle of Titans!!!
  17. Anyone know if Ringo flies for free (standby) and is eligible for significant discounts at hotels, etc?
  18. He may not remember any of their names, but it sounds like Collins is really tight with the aggy commits.
  19. In fairness, have they ever lost a recruit they wanted in the Bilbo era? Recruits just run out of time to commit.
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