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Voluminous Banality

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  1. Same principle as noise-cancelling headphones. If a baby is screaming horrifically on the airplane and you funnel in some inverted baby screaming, you don't hear anything at all.
  2. Great pic. The middle-aged guy in the stands over your dad's right shoulder shielding the sun from his eyes is @Armybrat's son.
  3. Perfect. Just in time to show slight enough improvement for another 10-year extension.
  4. He's always unintelligible and hyped up like he just robbed a bank. I can't imagine why.
  5. Better yet, what were OU's adjusted offensive numbers going into last year's RRS? I didn't catch the game, but I bet we didn't have a chance.
  6. Aggy didn't want to be there. They were already looking ahead to the SEC.
  7. Is it just me or does Courtney seem a bit distracted?
  8. I almost thought that was Jake Smith rumbling into the end zone, but he was way too fast.
  9. It's one thing to intimidate with big, clean hits and make the WR think twice before coming across the middle. It's another thing to put other players' lives in danger by continually going for the head. If he keeps making hits like this, it's only a matter of time before someone's husband and father is going to be paralyzed before the age of 30. IT. IS. NOT. WORTH. IT. This is one time when I fully support throwing the book at him. If that's not enough, write a new book and throw that one too.
  10. He'll be paid $75 million even if he never speaks another word. They may not get their money's worth on the field, but they'll sure as hell get it in the press room and injury reports.
  11. Exactly. The insult itself is no more offensive than donning the maroon and white, but the $75 million man is wasting time on vapid tautologies instead of fixing the mess he's created. That can't be lost on them, no matter how anencephalous they've proven to be.
  12. Bilbo Arkansas Postgame Presser Baggins talks like Liucci writes--zero verbal pacing or discernible sentence structure. I can hardly understand a word he says, but I played it back at half speed and this is what I was able to make out: - "SEC win" (0:15) - "We had a good game plan." (4:35) - "We had the right calls." (4:38) - "We need to play more intelligently." (3:26) I wonder how his players feel about being called out as imbeciles in the media every week.
  13. Meh: "If he's this good now, he's going to look great playing for Rashaad in a couple of years."
  14. Well, get on it then. If anyone can bring the laughs about Jake Smith, it's you.
  15. Per Bilbo's comments the other day, the QB doesn't need to run in his system. The open throws are always there due to the brilliant play design. The QB only runs when he's too stupid to follow instructions.
  16. Not as good as Sam Ehlinger right now. Do not want. -Bevo, probably
  17. "I'm not saying he was unexplosive, but he was no Chance Mock."
  18. I think the comparison you're looking for is Cook/Green.
  19. I'm beginning to wonder if Bevo is Kurt Bowles.
  20. We're way past doubling down here. I think we're well into elusive quintupling down territory or beyond. But, hey, if you're going to come out with possibly the worst take in this board's short and illustrious history, you might as well go all the way, right?
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