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Junior Bonner

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  1. That was a sad day in Surly history. The character and soul of chicken fried steak unfairly maligned by Ernie’s longtime companion. Very sad day…
  2. I got tree fiddy x 2 for you, cowboy. I like your style.
  3. Sheeeeeet, boy. We was on the same side with dem boyz in the Great War of Northern Aggression!
  4. Yay? Boo? Need my fucking decoder ring…
  5. So, wait, you’re a hot chick? Pics now or gtfo…
  6. No, he was doing a shitty job on that, too. Er, I mean, from what I understand…
  7. Happy Tolerant Fourth Everybody! Here's my cool beach house and my hot girlfriends hanging out. Let's all get along!
  8. Fuck you. Do you even Surly? I pay my tree fiddy and my burnt end so I can bitch all I want you cypher-loving zodiac killer masonic goober. Plus I'm bitching about the fucking puzzle, wordle, sudoku bullshit not the fucking recruiting. Can't you fucking read?
  9. JFC, I am tired of all these fucking codes and eyeballs and squids and hookems and Xs and bullshit! I mean, what the hell are we supposed to do get us some fucking code book and code ring to decode everything? I mean is this the fucking zodiac killer with these fucking cyphers? Or even worse some stupid fucking club like the Masons or something? Buncha fucking National Treasure serial killer bullshit.
  10. Right? Drinking’s not a fucking game. I’m not going to wait my fucking turn. Fuck your rules. Just saying…
  11. Why y’all posting recruiting news on the sandy-vagina, thin-skinned, Bergen-masturbation thread?
  12. This place is got damn awful right now.
  13. Fuck, I’ve had Mitchell, Bor Gullette, Muhammed, Hill, et al., in my calculator for days. This is Surly, dammit, not some candy ass, nancy boy daycare center. Swing big, miss big!
  14. It's sort of like when somebody says they summer in the Hamptons...
  15. Fucking Farmer’s Almanac here…
  16. Technically, I guess this would still be a pre-brunch announcement. Tomorrow’s brunch…
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