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JesusSweatDuck

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  1. To be fair, they probably do a lot of 12 oz. curls as well.
  2. Since they found several guns in his room that kid is toast.
  3. I believe the lawyer's son is on the team
  4. https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/lsu-freshman-rb-jt-lindsey-arrested-on-felony-accessory-charge/119668609/page-3/
  5. @closetojumpinglet me know when you want the jersey
  6. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3551779 Here's a sample of some of the comments on the free side
  7. @closetojumpingI'll go ahead and order this for you and you can wear it after Alan Jackson hits 750 yards receiving
  8. Dude would die of a coronary 2 blocks into that walk.
  9. Alamo Drafthouse used to do a screening where you would float on a tube in Lake Travis and watch Jaws. Fucking terrifying.
  10. Haha, that's where it started. I couldn't laugh because he'd get mad but it was hilarious
  11. Similar story but different angle. My dad is a very conservative christian bible beater (think Footloose level crazy). He took us to from From Dusk Til Dawn (Rodriguez and Tarantino) thinking it was a simple vampire flick. He didn't pay attention to the rating for some reason. The opening scene is shot in a strip club where all the strippers turn into vampires. I'm still to this day shocked he didn't drag me and my brother out of the theater right there. I don't know what was more entertaining, the boobs or seeing my dad be as uncomfortable as he was. I'll never forget the look on his face.
  12. The Rhobeck stuff cracks me up. "How dare they do a deal with the sips, we must boycott. Uhhh, we suck and are slow with granting licenses."
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