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Hookah Horns

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  1. It's interesting to try to imagine what his demeanor would've been had he been there watching it in view of the cameras as well as his minions. I don't think he'd literally cheer them on, e.g., clapping or doing his trademark bukkake jig or some such shit. It's also hard to imagine him wearing that neutral default scowl while watching his army at work. The answer is probably something like this.
  2. Just need to get him some sweet pharma stock of whoever the biggest little pill makers are.
  3. This vote proves it. SCOTUS aside, when the vast majority of the GQP are voting against making birth control federally legal, what do you think they're going to do when they have the majority?
  4. If America fucks around in November, I have no doubt we'll soon find out that birth control, gay marriage etc. are federally banned. They won't hesitate to nuke the filibuster to do it.
  5. Mine would be Australia if they didn't have fuckin mutant spiders that'd give me a heart attack when I encounter them. Way too phobic for that shit.
  6. A little too on the nose.
  7. What's most depressing to me is Hot Wheels will roll to an easy victory in November despite all his fuckery, failures, and being a prick.
  8. The planet is officially fucked. Neato.
  9. Didn't know about Lindell TV. So does Lindell just pay the anchor to just sit there and listen to his insane rantings and ravings?
  10. I really don't know how that Arredondo guy can live with himself.
  11. That's not the direction they'd rapture if they raptured.
  12. Give me a fucking break with this bullshit.
  13. That's fucking amazing. I'm not even sure what the appeal of bitcoin mining is to Abbott and Cruz other than it being bad for the environment. And of course I'm sure they're getting kickbacks.
  14. "Thanks for reelecting me Governor of Texas." -- Hot Wheels, Nov. 2022
  15. I was wondering what the words to pages ratio was, and googled a sample....That book is a fucking hoss unit. I don't think you could write that many words if you described, with reasonably vivid detail, literally everything I've done in my life. Unreal that there are several volumes of this.
  16. 3,000 hours? I'm hoping that's hyperbole.
  17. Aww...they just need a safe space.
  18. I'm not a progressive. Ain't nothing wrong with smelling your own brand though.
  19. I generally hope for worse for MAGA hat dipshits than getting arrested in Russia, but I'll cop to being cool with it. I'm not really sure what the relevance is of the fact that I care about people unless I know they're pieces of shit.
  20. He probably wouldn't give a shit. I wouldn't exactly be shocked to learn Putin takes the Herschel Walker approach to parenting.
  21. Don't forget they're also the anti-science, anti-public health, and generally anti-intellectual party. But thank god they don't want to help poor people. That's the most important thing.
  22. The Supreme Court could do it. I mean, those states didn't exist at the time of the Constitution's drafting, and apparently that's how we decide what we're keeping and discarding these days.
  23. There are. But if the courts can't enforce the law, there's nothing to stop the leges from sending whatever electors they want. And of course they can just change the law to where the popular vote doesn't matter.
  24. The average citizen being a clueless dumbfuck has played an outsize role as well.
  25. Very unlikely. At least 4 voted to grant cert, and the only reason I can figure anyone would do so is to validate this batshit theory.
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