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Hookah Horns

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  1. Therapy story made it all worth it. Just kidding, what the fuck was that?
  2. This always tripped me out when I was growing up in Catholic school. Jesus himself used the bread symbolically, so it makes no sense to me that they had to come up with and insist on the transubstantiation nonsense. Jesus himself would be creeped the fuck out if you went back in time to tell him about this.
  3. My love for the school would take a serious hit if it turned out UT looks askance at peeing in chicks' butts.
  4. Meh, Texas was always going to be linked with that shit anyway. Hell, most of us went to a UT that had Jeff Davis and Lee statues on it.
  5. I'm dying at the explanation of "locker room talk" for a video of him trying to fuck a dude's face.
  6. Yeah sure, we caused the war to create a reason to give Ukraine free weapons. More like Nope, Francis.
  7. He's got yell leader written all over him. I could also see him in the corps tho. Can you do both?
  8. The leaker will definitely get leaked. There are too few suspects to get away with it.
  9. If they did go nuclear to get it done, which as you note is impossible with Manchin and Kyrsten, the Rs would reverse it toot sweet when they get the majority back. And do a bunch of other horrible shit as well.
  10. Damn I kinda want automod deployment powers
  11. Trips me out that just the other day I was pondering how there's never been a leaked scotus opinion. Then the whole 100 page thing drops a couple days later. The simulation isn't even trying anymore.
  12. You're a retard if you think criminalizing abortion is going to accomplish anything other than make a bunch of overwhelmed teenage girls criminals and increase the danger of the procedure.
  13. Saw the thread bumped and thought maybe she was still alive and I dreamed her death in my head. What a relief to find that she is indeed dead as fuck.
  14. Religion is a reaction to the distressing knowledge that we're all going to die.
  15. Wait. Didn't these dumbshits hire some ninjas to count ballots and it confirmed Biden won (by an even larger margin)? Did I dream that?
  16. Idk about AB, but I do know that Hannah Gutierrez Reed is fucked.
  17. He did con millions of them, after all.
  18. Lol at calling that outrageously dumbass answer a "mistake," but I guess I'll award a fraction of a point for conceding so easily.
  19. I'd say priests have more than their fair share.
  20. Pretty flagrant ripoff of the Daily Show IYAM.
  21. I thought it was letters of marquee.
  22. Well this certainly validates some of my suspicions about the University of Phoenix.
  23. Funny shit. But how does the US have authority to seize shit in Fiji?
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