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Hookah Horns

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  1. He did con millions of them, after all.
  2. Lol at calling that outrageously dumbass answer a "mistake," but I guess I'll award a fraction of a point for conceding so easily.
  3. I'd say priests have more than their fair share.
  4. Pretty flagrant ripoff of the Daily Show IYAM.
  5. I thought it was letters of marquee.
  6. Well this certainly validates some of my suspicions about the University of Phoenix.
  7. Funny shit. But how does the US have authority to seize shit in Fiji?
  8. Ted Cruz is the smartest person in history next to Cawthorn. Not comparable.
  9. The two party system sucks asshole and we've been destined for this result for years and years.
  10. Not sure what the hell you watched, but everything I've seen from him indicates he has an intellect in the vicinity of an average 6th grader.
  11. It fucking enrages me that I've been arrested twice, once for a joint and once for jaywalking (srsly), while this sawed off cocksucker gets mere citations for repeatedly trying to bring loaded guns onto planes, driving without a license. Not to mention getting no sanction for trying to destroy our democracy.
  12. I'm not familiar with Sun City - are these well-heeled olds? Seems to me that well-heeled and cultured olds are much more likely to be/vote D than the salt of the earth/country olds.
  13. What is an airplane dipper?
  14. Would be funny if it wasn't depressing as fuck.
  15. Yes let's just appease the warmongering dictator as he's rampaging through Europe. Works every time.
  16. It also gets redder the more olds there are. There are swarms of olds in New Braunfels and in that picture.
  17. What's the mattress weighing story?
  18. Looks like he played in Dalton on Friday.
  19. Mon oreiller vilain.
  20. Don't forget gaslighting the libs. That's really all they're about.
  21. This all makes a lot of sense, but Michael Cohen is very confident that he won't run (bc of the fear of losing again). Cohen knows him better than most. I'm starting to think the speaker of the house thing is within the range of outcomes. He'd get to remain relevant and a kingmaker in the GQP without having to risk the defeat he couldn't handle. Get ready folks... PoTUS: Rhonda Santis VP: Marjie 3names SoTH: Dotard Majority ldr: Hawley or Cotton Ex-pat: me
  22. There's a lot of material to choose from, but I have to say this is his most hilarious bit. The fake dialogue with the doctors who are blown away by his performance reliably brings the lulz. I like that this time he mixed in the bit about his uncle being the smartest person in history and how that somehow says something about him. He's like one of those pull-string farm animal toys, just repeating the same handful of anecdotes that he can keep sort of straight in his mind. These are going to be truly epic after a couple more years of dementia and Rhonda fully supplanting him in the hearts of the deplorables (I'm sure he'll still be giving speeches to pathetically small crowds to try and keep the grift going).
  23. Member when he called Christine Blasey Ford attractive and pleasing? I member.
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