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  1. I believe it went well beyond yanking his crank to full intercourse on a regular basis. They said the moderators of Reddit verified the story but who knows. And not stepmom but actual mom.
  2. One of the worst things I've read - two broken arms. And if you know what I'm talking about, you know the bad part isn't the broken bones. I feel like throwing up now.
  3. My wife enjoyed Good on Paper way more than I did. I thought it was solid and enjoyable. She thought it was hilarious. I thought it could have been outstanding with a tighter script. It's still hard to believe it's a true story.
  4. One of the best parts of the trailer is when Karen hates her black neighbor so much that at some point she fucks her neighbor's husband, who is also black. I'm talking about the where she says "you wouldn't want your wife to know our little secret, right". Who knows what actually happens in this scene but I'm hoping that she makes the husband ride the Karen-coaster.
  5. Today I learned there is such a thing called bisexual lighting. This week's 'Loki' confirms that the character is bisexual in bisexual lighting
  6. It's real. And it's spectacular.
  7. I was hoping the Mandarin would look a little more intimidating. You know, kind of like they did with fake Mandarin Trevor Slattery.
  8. Real talk - I cannot wait to see this movie. This could the funniest movie of the year. The director's previous credits include classics such as "Parking Lot Pimpin", "Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary", and "Who Made the Potatoe Salad". Safe to say Jordan Peele he is not. Here are the Double Toasted guys having a party roasting the trailer.
  9. Also, I was cringing a few times when I thought the two Lokis were gonna make out. That'd be like masturbation, with extra steps.
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    Wrath of Man

    I enjoyed it. Not a great movie, but solid. I found the lack of a twist refreshing. I think a plot twist should only be done when it's set up and executed very well. Too many movies throw in a random, unestablished plot twist just to have one. I also enjoyed the nonlinear storytelling. It's a nice break from all the other formulaic stuff.
  11. And also this theory seems plausible
  12. Kind of a filler episode, but at least we found out that all the TVA agents are bisexual.
  13. It totally slipped my attention. I'm looking forward to seeing it now. I was raised in Washington Heights so I'm looking forward to seeing my old hood on screen.
  14. Raya was okay. The animation and acting were fine. The story and pacing were so-so. It was way too predictable. You could see the story beats coming a mile away.
  15. Infinite Ridiculous plot, big budget, marginal acting, and it seems like they forgot to include entire scenes. It's big dumb action movie but I was entertained. If you can enjoy movies like Limitless, Now You See Me, and Jumper then you can enjoy this one.
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    Father's Day 2021

    Having lunch with my kids in an outdoor cafe on Father's Day. They're playing Marvin Gaye. Seems like a bad choice of music for today.
  17. Zombie wins but he's lost a step
  18. Oleynik just blocks punches with his face
  19. The first guy's story is pretty crazy. He shot his friend dead. Apparently Dylan and his now dead friend got shit-faced and got in a car accident. Dylan goes home, gets in a domestic with his wife/gf who then takes their kid and leaves. Then he claims his drinking body broke into his house and he shot his friend dead. Absolutely none of this makes sense, except for the part where they got shit-face and wrecked a car
  20. I know it's way too early to talk Fury - Wilder but I'm excited to see it. It feels like people are forgetting how dangerous Wilder can be. I'm pulling for Fury because I always favor skill over brawlers but Wilder absolutely has the power to end the fight.
  21. I'm absolutely shocked that this movie was really fucking good. The recent Disney live action movies have been bad. I've never seen 101 Dalmatians so I can't comment on her character arc.
  22. Rewatched Zombieland. Never realized before but this movie has no plot, just situations.
  23. I agree with all this. The acting was great all the around. Jack Nicholson's kid is really good. But the story is bonkers.
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