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TejasPedro

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  1. Are we just bull crapping with a 5-9 RHP? Praying for a growth spurt? or are we sending him to a third world surgeon for the leg lengthening surgery.
  2. It’s being reported that Trevor Bauer has stopped having casual sex! He is ready to explode!
  3. Had Beard smacked his bitch up, (allegedly) after we were officially playing in the SEC the other institutions would have said welcome to the Club Longhorns, you’ll fit in just fine here! But we bitched out and hit the panic button. It’s not enough to worry about optics and race and all the other BS. We actually are, Texas. Stop running things like we are upholding an Austin image. I want the baddest Mofo out there. Hell at this point I would be ok with hiring the Hammond Honey! Kim looks like she can take on a men’s basketball team. We want a coach that fucks. I’m sorry I wanted to root for RT, but he is looking more like someone who only likes to watch. Can one of the other coaches on the staff go off on the team, record it, then leak the video to make me think they actually care?
  4. I hope Bond can find his Honey Rider or Pussy Galore on the 40!
  5. If not Ron Rivera then Bob Stoops. Book it
  6. So, who you got for Jerry’s next victim at head coach? 1. DeBoer 2. Vrabel Will most likely be Ron Rivera, let that sink in.
  7. Sad to say but Dak could in fact be whack.
  8. Love playing like the Penix that played Texas
  9. Green Bay looks hangry. Cowboys look satiated for just making the wild card.
  10. Watching this game, got me thinking, how in the world did Chendall Weaver land such a big NIL deal?
  11. I don’t Peacock, can someone let me know, did Tyreek Hill have more points or more baby’s mommas in this game?
  12. Dubbie is a good dude. Never hear complaints of him under performing.
  13. Not sure I see Milroe and DeBoer gelling. Kalen better bring in some guys with ties to the southern part of the country. Needs to call Major ASAP.
  14. Lack of Institutional Control.
  15. Was recruiting really a grind for Satan? How many in home visits was he doing? Mom of recruit: Son, Nick Saban is on the phone, he wants to come see you next week. Recruit: Tell him I’m not here, take a message. I’ll call him back after spring break. Noah Please!
  16. I can tell you who I would not want to see in Tuscaloosa, that is Chris Klieman. Those resources, game over man, but they wouldn’t consider him
  17. Karl Dunbar? When he was in the college game was he a good recruiter?
  18. Put him in the backfield as a lead blocker. Or give him the ball, ain’t nobody knocking the ball out of his big mitts. He can just tower over the line and just extend the ball past the goal line
  19. Which is a better job, Titans or Falcons? Leaning Falcons, but those owners damn!
  20. That’s when it’s time to stop paying any attention to the NFL. A fool and his money are soon parted!
  21. Bobby Slowik in Atlanta that would be nice for Bijan. Slowik would need to hire a beast of a DC. That would be your NFC south champion for the next 4 years.
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