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TejasPedro

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  1. Interesting turn of events. Looks like the Dixie Chickens have come home to roost.
  2. We need a sensory room for half the fanbase when the swag chains, and home run mink coats and beards come out. The blue hairs can go in the sensory rooms to clutch their pearls, when it just becomes all too much for them to take it all in.
  3. Heard! Took a 3 minute pause to respond, I’m starting to stew that we are still waiting. Thursday will reach critical mass, if we do not have an announcement. Peace be with you.
  4. Toothbrushes 6 Abreu 0
  5. We need a 9 run inning, back to back to back and a slam
  6. A huuuger hurdle in a having a current Head Coach that won’t pack his shit up and leave.
  7. Schloss is single and ready to mingle, coming to Austin and bringing Max Weiner.
  8. Stros bout to put up 8 runs in the 8th, jk.
  9. After the CWS ends. Hell in a cell Death match. Two coaches enter, only one may exit. The surviving coach will then be allowed to put on the burnt orange!
  10. Top reasons why Schloss should leave aTm: I’ll start, Jizz Jars Milkmen jumping around doing strange hand signals Coed talent pool They have Dat Nguyen We have Dis Nguyen
  11. If it’s Tony V Aggies will be at a Schloss for words, when Jim takes the Vols job
  12. Schloss be dressing like Tony V looking like
  13. Offer him the lowest amount allowed, have several morality clauses built into the contract. Toss in a few gag balls and a gimp mask and be done with it. Tell his agent this is an audition for next year and roll the dice. Do the deal Brown.
  14. MLB better please Trevor, he will slap around and choke out Manfred
  15. So we are going Big Name Hunting! This whole time, kind of felt like a bunch of fudds going after wabbits.
  16. If Max Weiner is coming she can be clean up
  17. You forgot about “Back of the Card.” Blubaugh? Did we sign AC Green, how did I not hear about this?
  18. Too many are prematurely announcing Weiner coming to Texas. If and when he comes to Texas he will explode on the recruiting scene.
  19. So, we get left at the alter then we go after Max rebound wiener. How gauche
  20. Don’t we have some former Quidditch players on here with derp ties to the athletic department, a source who is married to the cousin of CDC’s dog groomer, one that might have credible intel? Something overheard at the last shampooing? Anything????? No news at this point feels like we are stuck in DP hell…..
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