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TejasPedro

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  1. Does this guy have any desire to get back in the game
  2. Jeff Fisher eats wieners with Mayo and has something against chicken wings, don’t want
  3. Injury prone? Brother in the NFL? kirk johnson is that you?
  4. Fox could hire Herman for a gold grillz, a pimp cane and oversized turnover chain
  5. Mrs.Vickie’s Chips jalapeño Uglies Chips original sea salt
  6. He has risen! He first came as a lamb and returned as a McRib eating Lion.
  7. Gift card in the drawer you forgot about translates to- Oh yeah I forgot I married a Football savant that is about to get crazy paid. “Woodhouse spa” and “spin” is a signal to her realtor that she wants lots of trees and a jacuzzi with a Helicopter Pad.
  8. When is the Administration going to figure out we have all moved on from Herman. He was fired from our collective consciousness weeks ago. This band of bro’s have already signed his replacement. Waiting for everyone else to ketchup.
  9. Any chance CDC meets the team at the gate as they are boarding to fly out, and says, hey Tom hang back a minute?
  10. The shittiest town in TEXAS, that’s the topic? The only State in the Nation that could stand on its own if we had to. From the Butt naked clubs in Houston, to the Swanky Casino in Eagle Pass across the Methed Up East Texas towns to hills of central Texas. We all stand for football and at least we know we’re free.
  11. Gonna need to see a receipt for that bottle
  12. Urban on the recruiting trail making his first offer to his nephew, perhaps?
  13. My goodness the Meyer Marketing possibilities are mind boggling, He will make more money from endorsements and business ventures if he comes here and wins.
  14. Chip was taking a shot at Herman with the whole looking at Sark or Campbell, what he should have said was BMD’s are kicking the tires on Dana Holgorsen
  15. I heard a rumor that RGL was in the hospital last night and they pumped a gallon of Meyer Mayo out of his stomach
  16. Well, obviously the stop in Atlanta is to pick up some Varsity Hot Dogs they found out The dirty O was closed in Pittsburgh and Meyer was demanding the next Weiner up.
  17. Back in the really real world, has anyone here ever purchased anything out of the in flight magazines like Skymall you find on plain old commercial flights. They have some really neato stuff. I flip through those things and dream of how awesome it would be to buy a Nap anywhere pillow for 50.00 dollars US.
  18. Poors! Degenerates! Hustlers, Hillbillies, Assclowns lend me your ears. I come to bury the Herman era, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them.
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