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TejasPedro

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  1. I must be picking up the Aggie feed. They seem to be targeting a bunch of limp dicked mofos on this telecast. Every other commercial is either a Pee pee pills or Cologne
  2. Bovines 33 Canines 3 Texas passing yards 333
  3. Texas 69 Judds- Hep C in points that’s 2 yds from Scrimmage 666
  4. God, I need to get a job with the promotions department. The possibilities are endless. opening night. Bring a dyke to the Daik and get in free! 1st Thursday game in May is Put your Finger in the Daik. -Free foam finger night Ménage a trois Day Game- Three girls for the price of two.
  5. When we hit bombs against the Dodgers we need to show clips of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
  6. Can we get a super cold zone for smoking hot Shooting Stars. Call it Planet “Niptune” Copyright pending.
  7. I think Dr. Pepper is going to make a change sooner than Sark will.
  8. How many people can the Daik take in at once?
  9. Texas- 42 Florida Evans- 11 UF yds 22
  10. Holy shit that referee is a goober
  11. Let’s not forget Lavarr Arrington and the brutal raping he did to Illinois
  12. What if Quinn decides he wants to play college football for one more year?
  13. Texas only loss for the rest of this season will be to Army in the National Championship.
  14. Wranglers 45 Gloria Vanderbilts 3 Horns pass for 444
  15. observations: Georgia QB looks like Oppenheimer and Trevor Lawrence’s love child. Sark needs to start wearing a visor Defense looks meh.
  16. Texas will win by 2 scores
  17. Their backup is gonna get some work in today!
  18. Just looking scared and dumb right now.
  19. God help us.
  20. Texas 42 UGA 0 Dawgs 87 Yards
  21. Arch would have hung a hundo on that bunch.
  22. Asian Peterson, he love you long time
  23. Brent Venables wears jorts and he tells the equipment staff they can take off early, just so he can sniff the jock straps at his leisure.
  24. Saw him at the container store the dude is jacked! He looked good AF.
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