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TejasPedro

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  1. Can we hire Meyer now as Assistant AD. In charge of QC. His sole duty would be to monitor Shenanigans, insubordination and subversive behavior?
  2. Contract incentives. 1. Beat OU (250,000 per win) 2. Beat OU by 35 points or more (50,000 per point over a 35 point win) 3. Win a Conference Championship 200,000 bonus 4. Win a national championship 1.25 mil bonus 5. Win a national championship with a QB from the transfer portal from any of the following schools Alabama, Clemson, OSU, North Carolina, OU 200,000 bonus 6. Go undefeated in the state of Texas get unlimited toppings on any pizza for life
  3. No more gimmicky bullshit please. NO boat rowing Ted talk bullshit. No turnover jewelry or props. No grill wearing pseudo ghetto nonsense We need a coach that fucks.
  4. Did Arron and his celly produce a love child? What class would the bastard be considered? Offer him now.
  5. The cake is baked. The players are hydrated. the only thing that needs to happen to turn this thing around is to hire a coach that can put the players to bed early on Friday and trick them into thinking Saturday is Sunday.
  6. At this point I would be willing to rename DKR. To UMSUS Urban Meyer Save Us Stadium.
  7. Now that the national media is making us look seriously unstable it would be so jacked up to not get Urban. This program is toast! Stop with the calm down BS. CDC your inaction fucked us. Tom Herman your selfishness and shitty character sealed our fate.
  8. staying hydrated is hard searching your opponents message boards is hard.
  9. How deliciously ironic. Tom gets Urban fired. Tom gets Urban hired.
  10. Today will forever be known as the day Tom Herman butt-fudged the program for eternity. So I wrote a little poem to memorialize the event. His name is Quinn Ewers He put Herman on a skewer. Served him up so nicely. But CDC claimed it was far too pricey. The firing didn’t happen, The team is now orange slice snackin Now the program is stuck in reverse, All because of the Mack Brown curse.
  11. The definition of insanity is an Athletic Director who’s hell bent on keeping Tom Herman as the head football cyst despite a mountain of evidence that he is not the dude. Tom Herman will not allow you to stay on the gravy train. No amount of fairy juice glazed over Herman is going to make him capable of leading this team to a conference championship or anything more! CDC shake yourself. You were hired to cleanse the filthy bowels of this backed up athletic program! You are earning an F-
  12. Sorry that game gave me PTSD I still get nervous when I watch it today at 2 minutes 37 seconds left in that game.
  13. Remember that one time in Stillwater back in 2005, when Vince did his thang? That was pretty incredible. I want to watch that game over and over. LHN should do a fund raiser raffle for a chance to win a watch and study film session with VY. (All proceeds will go to the “Can The Herman -Hire the Meyer Fund”) I enjoy that game more than the rose bowl. oh, and one more thing, Tom Herman is ass.
  14. Coming to Texas would be like butt funneling a Fentanyl & Cocaine cocktail. CDC please have the Narcan at the ready!
  15. Can we get the owners of Peter Pan Mini Golf to give Urban a lifetime Pass, to sweeten the deal?
  16. Tie color is part of the leverage for negotiations. This Is exactly why we need Urban. The man knows how to play the game. He just added another year on the contract.
  17. Notre Dame practice squad 2nd place University of Texas Practice squad
  18. Herman is fired at halftime, Urban coaches from the Fox Studios and we win by 14. The mullet takes the Texans job in fear of ever having to face Urban. Lincoln Riley resigns and is found weeks later under a bridge. Stoops is rehired setting us up for years of payback. We get Wheaton and the Brocks.
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