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TejasPedro

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  1. Sure thing, if by me saying those lame ass milkmen, having there shit together making us look bad because we have an inept administration who is having to deal with a Insubordinate ravioli eating genius makes me an Aggie than so be it. Guess I will direct all future support to the Collieville Coalition and The Jizz Jar Jubilee fund.
  2. As much as I hate to even talk about Texas A&M because they mean nothing to us other than in head to head recruiting. They are not, we’re not, and never will be our rivals. OU is the real enemy. How sad is it that TAMU looks like a program firing on all cylinders. A University that has spent a hundred years looking up to us and continually wants to be us, cannot be our rivals. They are more like our regraded little cousin we assume was the result of alcohol induced encounter. Why are they and teams like Nebraska starting to look down their noses at us. Something needs to change and that change need to happen now. Damn you CDC, come out and say you got this. Something, anything, Say something or I’m giving up on you.
  3. Did TCU and OU beat the name off of our gear?
  4. This is what Tom Herman has done to us, he is ripping us apart. Here we are bickering over who earns more and who can pull down the most poon. I don’t know what greenspoint is pulling, but you know who was pulling huge Latina panocha, Major Applewhite, that’s who, but what does all that mean? It means Mensa will still be on the sideline coaching at the University of Texas. Let that sink in. If Urban was here right now we would all be getting paid and laid. It’s a trickle down effect yo.
  5. Tom was told unequivocally, under no circumstances was he to continue sucking as hard as has against OU. The policy was crystal clear to stop gargling Gary Patterson’s balls year after year. He has gone against numerous directives for the past several weeks and there are grounds for immediate termination for being obstinate and insubordinate.
  6. So, we are waiting till December to save 4.5 Million. How much will this cost us when it’s all said and done? 4.5 Come on man... Can we start a GTFO Fund? I got 5 on it
  7. Well hell. That has championship attitude written all over it. Has CDC made his policy clear on our head buttnutt not chewing gum like a 10 year old? Did CDC make his policy clear on having his football team prepared to play our biggest rival? At least we locked down that whole sing-along issue. Please give CDC an extension. No let’s make it a lifetime appointment.
  8. Trying to draw in a billionaire to fund operation Cesspool Cleanse
  9. Not to infuse politics in this whole mess but all we need now to destabilize the already fragile longhorn Nation is to have some George Soros billionaire come in and fund the buyout and pay for the new contract of Urban Meyer. It would destabilize the College football landscape and usher in a new world order.
  10. Norman is too rural for Urban. Urban will take the Texas job for less than what TH makes just to spite him. He knows he will make ten times that in endorsements after he brings in 5 National Championships to Texas. My bevo senses are tingling. I think something is happening in the football cosmos. If we all think it, If we all say it out loud, speak it to one another it shall be so. We just need to put it out there in the universe. Urban Meyer to Texas!
  11. The best Optics over the past twenty years are those sexy passes behind the line of scrimmage when you need 9 yards on third down. Young HS recruits love to see the negative yardage offense.
  12. If Mack were on the flight would the first words out of his mouth after the crash be, first let me just say, thank you to the pilot for crashing and killing half the passengers, and also, would he clap, clap, clap on the way down?
  13. Oh... wait and see! What are waiting to see if he can win a championship? Waiting to see if given 5 tries can he beat our biggest rival more than once? Waiting to see if he can go 3 or 4 weeks without making a fool of himself? Waiting to see if we miss on legacy recruits? Waiting to see if He pisses off and alienates former players? Oh no, I get it, we are really waiting to see what he can do with a bunch of rag tag 1stars and walk-on’s. Get your popcorn this is going to be a must see.
  14. The clerk at 7-elven overheard a Pepsi driver, who attended a corporate luncheon with a guy, who was banging a BMD’s wife’s hairstylist, say “it’s almost happening!”
  15. Who are we going to load on the private jet to close the deal with Urban? i would send Earl with a big ass cookie cake along with a bunch of groveling limp dick suits and make Herman serve drinks and light snacks on the flight.
  16. no matter how many times I refresh Tom Herman is still our HC
  17. Charlie baked it. Tom frosted it! Can we please let Urban coach football at the University of Texas?
  18. The price for Urbs goes up with each ignorant ash loss.
  19. OU, enjoy this today, but don’t you assholes even dare to show up for our practice tomorrow, unless you want a taste of what we are really made of.
  20. Why do I think the administration would mess this up? If we were looking to hire Watson we would wind up with Watson Brown and not IBM’s Watson.
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