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TejasPedro

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  1. Emmanuel needs to retroactively get in the mother fucker.
  2. A honest and realistic return for Garcia, LMJ and Whitley is looking like the first of Octember!
  3. Merry Christmas you filthy animals. May your days be jolly and bright!
  4. Are the Fighting Selena’s seriously hanging with the horns?
  5. Aggy 2025- Gettin’ Jizzy wit it!
  6. Is that the Trevor Matich? Like the same one? He looks different
  7. Texas 56 UW 9 Penix 9-12 87 Yds 3 INT leaves the game in the 2nd Qtr due to being an emotional mess.
  8. That was incredible. Completely dismantled Big Red
  9. 20 Years can’t say. In ten years JY should be coming off back to back Heisman Trophy wins and three national Championships. Should be rookie of the year in the NFL and MVP. Hopefully causing Jeff Fisher’s ultimate demise. VY and JY will start a chicken wing chain. They will eat Wings over JF’s grave and leave their discarded bones to mark the occasion.
  10. Falafel is shit. I honestly have never seen anyone finish an order.
  11. Doesn’t Breggy get free electricity on Thursday nights. That’s gotta be worth big bucks. I bet he goes around turning all the lights on.
  12. Who do I hate the most? I guess religion Baptist- Baylor Catholics- Notre Dame Methodist- SMU Christians- Tie between Abilene Christian and Texas Christian Jewish- Yeshiva University? Or Whatever college Bernie Kosar went to oh yes Miami still mad about sitting in the 91 cotton bowl freezing my ass off. I don’t think my feet ever recovered
  13. OU is a cancerous tumor A&M is a Cleft Palate
  14. Between Chris Beard and Mack Brown Mack Brown takes it.
  15. Will the GM or Shohei commit Seppuku if the don’t make the World Series?
  16. Wasn’t Jabari Rice Knighted isn’t it Sir?
  17. 700 million O-negai shimasu!
  18. Hold them to 13 second half points. Let’s Go!
  19. How is the score 17-30 I’m sorry but they look evenly matched. Still taking poor shots, piss poor passing. This is not a clean game, it’s not like we are working on stuff. HCU is 1-6. Did RT tell the team they were playing the other Huskies
  20. Ohtani is flying to Toronto just to pick up a little Putine, then he is flying into Houston to sign with the Stros. Brown you sand bagging little turd!
  21. This teams lacks identity. It’s a bunch of individuals none of which are good enough to carry a team on their own. It’s just not fun to watch and makes it hard to stay engaged. Might be time for a DJ or jet pack guy. How about that dog that jumps and catches stuff during timeouts!
  22. We’re not all jerking it to 106 pulldown sessions now the idea of having the defensive juggernaut of Jake Meyers all year, well now, that’s something we can all circle up for.
  23. Trill Burger needs to add the “Dana Brown”- a double nothing burger served with hot air and a side of false hope.
  24. Jake Meyers elite defense? Yes he makes routine catches extra slidey I can only hope he figures out how to steal bases. Base running is not so elite.
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