Everything posted by TejasPedro
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24/25 Astros Offseason thread
Hard to believe no one is taking the blame or being held accountable, don’t give me the unforeseen injuries crap. Those were bad deals. The people responsible for the Abreu deal should be banned and locked out of Houston for 60 years.
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Realignment talk not going away
Let’s win this little SEC Championship and chase lil bros the hell right up out of here. I would like to see the Farmers replaced by Florida State or Colorado
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2024-25 MLB offseason thread
Send any player you want to the plate but they must use “their own stick”. Yordong will be our designated golden rod.
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Prediction thread SEC Title Game- Georgia at Texas
Texas 52 UGA- 0 29 for 285 How many times will Smart rip off his visor- 13 times How many times will he claim coms are down 2 How many Bulldogs will fall on the ground and have bogus injury timeouts-9
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Pooooooor aggies. Now shut the fuck up.
Aggies need a football coach similar to Jim Schlossnagle
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Pooooooor aggies. Now shut the fuck up.
Fork all that noise, go back there grab the intercom and call his candy ass out. Finish off your rant with a Hook’em Horns!
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13 years an aggie
If the fighting Texas Ags bolted for the big 12 they would have a hard time beating 8 or 9 of those teams
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Arch has tasted this so called rivalry he looked pissed that they are even calling it one. The dude is waiting for his chance to carve up the rest of the SEC.
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Tre Wisner
The part of RoJo is now being played by Tre Wisner, he is not going to let this team down. That attitude is now a part of Longhorn DNA. Deal with it!
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Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
I must be picking up the Aggie feed. They seem to be targeting a bunch of limp dicked mofos on this telecast. Every other commercial is either a Pee pee pills or Cologne
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Prediction thread week 12, 2024; Texas at aggy
Bovines 33 Canines 3 Texas passing yards 333
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Prediction Thread Week 11, 2024; Kentucky at Texas
Texas 69 Judds- Hep C in points that’s 2 yds from Scrimmage 666
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24/25 Astros Offseason thread
God, I need to get a job with the promotions department. The possibilities are endless. opening night. Bring a dyke to the Daik and get in free! 1st Thursday game in May is Put your Finger in the Daik. -Free foam finger night Ménage a trois Day Game- Three girls for the price of two.
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24/25 Astros Offseason thread
When we hit bombs against the Dodgers we need to show clips of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
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24/25 Astros Offseason thread
Can we get a super cold zone for smoking hot Shooting Stars. Call it Planet “Niptune” Copyright pending.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I think Dr. Pepper is going to make a change sooner than Sark will.
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24/25 Astros Offseason thread
How many people can the Daik take in at once?
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Prediction context week 9: Florida at Texas
Texas- 42 Florida Evans- 11 UF yds 22
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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network
Holy shit that referee is a goober
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Penn State sex crimes not going away
Let’s not forget Lavarr Arrington and the brutal raping he did to Illinois
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It’s Friday, assholes. What the fuck happened to the Surly I used to know?
From the window to the wall FIGHT!!!
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
What if Quinn decides he wants to play college football for one more year?
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Call Your Shot - Final Reg Season Record
Texas only loss for the rest of this season will be to Army in the National Championship.
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Prediction thread Week 8, 2024: Texas @ Vandy
Wranglers 45 Gloria Vanderbilts 3 Horns pass for 444